monkeybitten

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites

"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".

by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005

MonkeyBurrito

When a monkey is in a burrito, is the burrito and also not in the burrito at the same time. An elusive creature that also goes by "Arthur" and "Tom." No one knows where it came from but it's cute as heck.

Yo, have you seen MonkeyBurrito? I heard he's making a Taco Bell in Minecraft.

by monkeyburrito November 1, 2020

Monkeybagging

When the gentleman is receiving fellatio from his good partner, and wishes to heighten the pleasure of the general act he may want to 'monkeybag' them. This involves the simple act of tugging the partner's ears away and perpendiclar to the head, thus causing a change in appearance to these as well as the shape of the oral cavity and lips. The surprised noise emitted (invariably also simian in nature) increases the stimulation on the gentleman's lingam whilst rendering the aforementioned partner even more ape-like.

"I had to use her earrings as a monkeybagging aid again. Dear Felicity, she can certainly cook a good breakfast but she needs help when she's feeding on Mr. Pickles"

by Mr H G Stevens May 29, 2007

Monkeybird

A notorious vandal that paints flying monkeys throughout Detroit's urban landscapes. Something of a local villian.

"Did you see that the Monkeybird tagged the museum last week?"

by Johnsonville May 2, 2005

Monkeypox

the latest trendy hip disease to scare all of us into our duct-and-cover homes and watch commercials.

Yesterday it was arsenic laced tylenol. today it's anthrax, sars and monkeypox.

by thirdwave June 10, 2003

MonkeyBeard

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.

I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!

by Philip Sap June 14, 2008

Monkeypox

The Omicron Variant didn't work, so now they've released Monkeypox.

The media and the government are tired of covid as it hasn't scared enough people, so now monkeypox has been released to terrify the masses even more.

by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022