Monk

A biting dog that likes to bite people.

Cloe: Can Gaby and I have your dog since you're giving it away?

Gaby: Yeah, me and Cloe will love Monk 4ever.

Dylan: Ugh no, unless you want a biting dog that bites people ugh!!

by zito4life May 15, 2011

Monk

For men to avoid relationships, sexual commitment, marriage, long-term girlfriends, co-habitation, etc... with women to avoid legal hazards placed upon men from women.

All she needs to do is make one call to the cops accusing you of domestic violence; and you're in jail.

That’s why we monk and stay away.

by learntoliveMGTOW September 3, 2017

Monk

Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".
I'm also misunderstood. I need to straighten slanted things and correct grammatical and spelling errors. I also have the tendency to close doors. Up until the word "doors" there were 47 words in this entry. So, I'm going to add words to make that number a multiple of 13, my favourite number. Note: numbers aren't words.

Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".

by Joe Blowe June 30, 2006

Monk

Originates from the term monkfishing, which means to fish for a monk (an attractive women) in a bar or social environment.

Monk is used to describe a stunning women.

Shit check out that monk over there, she is awesome!

Mate I hooked up with the fittest monk last night

by Michael Rogers May 28, 2008

Monk

To monk is to be OCD. 110% organized.

Buck monked out the warehouse. It was OCD clean.

by ConejoView October 6, 2016

Monk

1) Someone who sacrifices their entire life just to pray

2) A monkey

1) That monk is always praying

2) Le monk 🐵

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 March 13, 2022

Monk

A mystical creature that eats a mixture of flab and monkeys and smokes beer and drinks alcohol

"Oh look its a monk lets smoke beer with him!"

by Monkey Flab March 20, 2017