moistie

The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".

I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.

by toddler November 10, 2004

moisty

a chick who a guy finds really attractive.
a chick who is hot and wet hot

fuck man, did you see that chick last night at the party, she was a moisty

by ally456 October 22, 2008

moisty

adj: to become sexually aroused (for a woman)

"That man made me all moisty."

by breivegan August 13, 2003

moisty

female equivalent of a 'stiffy' or hard-on and ONE of the ways in which a lady-boner manifests, the moisty is simply referring to the moisture that occurs when a female is very pleased to see someone.

Cinema attendant to last female to leave the theatre: "Miss the movie is over. Can you please leave? I need to clean up before the next session."

her: "I would like to but I am stuck to the seat."

him: "Ah I see. The same thing happened to my girlfriend once."

her: "Yes. It's Daniel Craig as 'Bond' you see. Gave me a moisty of epic proportions."

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 18, 2009

moisty

A highschoolish-aged girl who is 1) attractive and 2) horny.

Dudez, you meet the new girl Karen? Christ she's a moisty.

by Bruno November 10, 2004

moisty

Synonym for a wet pussy

'Babe, I'm really horny'
'Oh yeah?'
'Yes, feel my moisty'

by hootiegirl January 30, 2007

Moisties

Females between the ages of 18 and 25 who is down for anything.

This party is a total Sausage Festival where are all the moisties?

by scottfilly November 29, 2009