Metronome

a small metrosexual man with a funny hat.

"I practice with a metronome twice a day."

by Waffles McWaffleson January 12, 2010

Metronome

THe sexual act of wearing a feel doe while fucking someone. As the man 'pulls' out the feel doe goes into another person turning the man into a metronome.

"Last night I did a metronome with your mom and dad, they loved it!"

by Hawk887 December 1, 2021

Metronome

A device that uses a steady, audible beat that is measured in beats per minute to develop consistent timing and rhythmic accuracy.

During rehearsal, the percussion section practiced with a metronome set to 120 BPM to tighten their timing before the full ensemble run-through.

by tnguyen741 September 8, 2025

Metronome Dance

The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.

All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.

by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011

The Metronome

Sex position used by two males, where one male is buttfucking the other while their balls collide continuously, depicting the motion of a metronome.

Did you see that video of Jake and Tyler doing the metronome? You could literally hear their ballsacks hitting eachother!

by Hairyballsonya May 7, 2009

Methronome

An unreliable instrument for keeping consistent tempo in music.

Usually a drummer using tweak while performing.

StoneGroove's drummer is an absolute Methronome.

by Senor Pirvates March 18, 2009

Metrodomed

(v) 1. To have your hopes and dreams destroyed. 2. To deflate.

1. John was really hoping to be accepted into college but was metrodomed when he received his rejection letter.

2. The 2010 Minnesota Vikings were expecting to reach the NFC Title Game again but their hopes and dreams were metrodomed again and again all season.

by jmuraz December 18, 2010