Mentalist 

A person who follows the religion "Mentalism"
The requirments to becoming a mentalist are:
-to be mental or physically unstable OR be a carer of said people
-To have the ability to trip over at least 4 times a day over thin air OR be able to tell when a person is about to do so
-To have 3 or more "not my" boyfriends on the go OR to try and keep a person who has from getting to far in (literally) to relationships
-To swear an oath of allience to Iona, the High Queen of the unstables and her carer, Jess, the saviour of the 'tards
-Use oxymorons a lot

'"Jess, I need help!" *flaps wrists*
"What is it dear?"
"I may or may not, with a slight posability that I might have accidentaly-on purposly, given my sort of not really-boyfriend the idea that I love him"
"And do you?"
"No, I'm bored and on a sugar rush..."
"Well, your in a bit of a Quinkydink aren't you dear"' Quoth the daily conversation of the queen and saviour of the mentalists

Mentalist by Mentalists March 12, 2009

mentalist 

A performer of illusions that appear to be psychic in origin. The illusionist can present Extra Sensory Perception, mind over matter, precognition, or super mental abilities )such as memory or mathematics).

The mentalist Scott Xavier read my mind at a work function.

mentalist by Southsider February 5, 2015

The Mentalist 

American Police Procedural TV series aired on CBS, created by Bruno Heller, starring Simon Baker and Robin Tunney.

Person 1: I want to watch the best show in the world
Person 2: Hey, you should watch The Mentalist

The Mentalist by marchfallmraz November 24, 2013

fundi-mentalist 

fundi-mentalist, n - one who believes he is in direct mental communication with God, and thus speaks with His voice

Politicians of the conservative religious variety are typically among the most prominent fundi-mentalists on the planet.

fundi-mentalist by Karanakos Antonicus March 6, 2011

buck-a-mentalist 

a person who's main focus in life is making money with total disregard for people and especially the environment.

So, Whitney, did you know that our governor is a
buck-a-mentalist? He diverted our major interstate freeway to go through his land solely for financial gain.

buck-a-mentalist by dancingheart July 14, 2010

mana mentalist 

One who is adept at casting pow regen (crack) and healing other teammates while still blasting the crap out of baddies in DAoC.

Ulala is teh sexay mana mentalist.

mana mentalist by Ulala CrackDiva September 29, 2004

eco-mentalist 

An intellectually misguided, rationally challenged neo-hippie member of the pseudo-environmental division of the loony left, dedicated to the advancement of radical socio-economic policies such as cultural Marxism, political correctness, and other post-Communist forms of state-enforced social equality, using of course the supposed frail state of the planet to forward their agenda using scare-mongering tactics and/or dramatized and falsified information.

I once told a eco-mentalist from Greenpeace that trees absorb carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and convert it to oxygen, and she said, "No!" What a Muppet.

eco-mentalist by johnnylongprong December 28, 2009