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Mensch

Said..."MEN-CH" or "MEN-CHIN"

(Although this word has been known to mean gentleman this is exact opposite in this case.)

To SCREW UP or To Be A SCREW UP
... in the Wost Possible Way! & At The Worst Possible Time!

aka Mess Up
aka Fuck Up
aka FUBAR
Don't Mensch this night up it's my son's 12th birthday it is his turn to party!

He never fails to Mensching it up just like he has always Mensched it up! I just really hate Dopers, Losers, Thieves, & Menschings...all the same!
by Nikki2Tricks!Ur#3 April 24, 2016
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A man of valor, and possesses a huge penis.
by YeahhhhhhBuddy April 1, 2021
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A mechanical engeering major - one who enjoys drinking beer.
"Did you see Fionn last night? He had so many beers, he yelled DRUM at a petite woman. What a mensch!"
by fmcread March 25, 2022
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donald trump is as far from a mensch as you can be
by his gnomadic majesty December 30, 2024
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Mensch ärgere Dich nicht

Mensch ärgere Dich nicht is a board game where each player controls 4 pieces. In order to win, each player must be able to land all their pieces in the "safe zone" where they can no longer be attacked, the first player to place their pieces in the safe zone wins.

Players during each turn roll a dice to move their pieces. In order to begin, a player must roll a 6 in order to activate one of their pieces, in order to place more pieces on the board a 6 must be rolled each time.

Players move their way around the board and are allowed to attack other players if they roll a number that lands their piece in the same spot as another player.

Commonly known amongst western European players as "the game".

BE WARNED

This is a game where things can get heated, play at your own risk

Best played with perfect friends
Sarina: "Hey foucer, wanna play the game"
Thomas: "Dude last time we played Mensch ärgere Dich nicht you kicked my fuckin ass"
by Vastillios October 1, 2020
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Mensch Muncher

A person who consumes a Rabbi’s butthole
“There’s that boy from the Synagogue
Heard his Abba is a Mensch Muncher
by Ebola_Derek July 2, 2023
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TO MENSCH is to make a statement while inaccurately quoting.to make a totally unfounded accusation without fear of libel

named after UK MP louise mensch who refused to repeat a false accusation MISQUOTING piers morgan from his book
whilst hidden behind parliamentary privilege
example. that's a total mensch
your mensching my words and you feel safe in doing so
now your resorting to mensch
by scotinusa July 21, 2011
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