masturbathon

A word of Greek origin meaning to masturbate and ejaculate approx. 26 times continuously without breaking.

The 'bathlete completed the Masturbathon in his personal best time, 2 hours 36 minutes 9 seconds.

by Dr. Oxford May 16, 2003

Masturbatathon

When a group of people go hours on end masturbating.

The annual Masturbatathon is a charity event.

by masturbatathoneer! August 10, 2012

masturbathon

Similar to an obstacle course, in which you jack off to certain types of porn in a row, seeing how fast you can finish the course.

I always get slowed down in the farm sex section.

by niggers May 13, 2003

masturbathon

Guys racing to see who can blow their load first.

You know youre a loser when you finish first and third in a masturbathon!!

by Dave May 14, 2003

masturbathon

when a group of people (guys only) get together and masturbate. prizes are given out for longest endurance, quickest shot, most eggnog, and accuracy (on the sharpshooting part of it), NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A CIRCLE JERK

dude stevo has no endurance but he bagged the sharpshooting

by chz May 7, 2003

Masturbanation

A form of jerking off only while wearing a turban. Also known as Halal Jerking.

Frank: Yo dude yesterday i finally got around to masturbanation...
Paul:No way, Howd it go?
Frank:Amazing dude i jizzed all over my turban.

by Lucious Maximus April 3, 2009

Masturbathong

A thong in which, for females only, you can easily have access to masturbation at anytime of the day.

Girl 1: Hey I just bought a new masturbathong.
Girl 2: Niceee.

by foobz January 10, 2011