Mastodonian

Mastodonian should be used as an adjective to describe something that has characteristics of a mastodon. Typical use is to is describe either girth or general snufaluphagus-ness.

Whoa!! I'm absolutely stuffed. That slice of pizza was mastodonian.

by kvegas108 September 15, 2010

Mastadon

A) A prehistoric wooly-mammoth.

B) One who is simular to the beast in both fur and attitude.

Bob: Hey Jerry, is that a yeti I spy?

Jerry: Bob, I can indeed see how you could be mistaken, but thats just Geoff, the local mastadon.

by F Of J January 9, 2010

mastadon claw

a disfigured vagina wherein a long hanging meat hook sags from both vagina lips in various lengths. historians and scientists are still working to find out whether this is a mutated clitoris or just extra skin within the depths of the glory hole. one thing is certain, this abomination of the poon is the mark of a true whorebag.

"Dude, I was pulling Kyla's panties off last night, and her mastadon claw was like pow...right there in my face. It was so gross. I totally kicked that bitch to the curb...she's obviously a whore."

"My mastadon claw itches."

by italian in the capitol January 11, 2009

Mastadon Bowl

A giant bowl of weed that is typically loaded when there are two or more smokers present. Often times it will be topped off with a layer of keef.

"One small bowl for man, one giant bowl for mankind." - Kneel Armstawng when he found the first "mastadon bowl" on the moon.

by Highguy69420 April 1, 2010

The Mastadon

a sexual move that is often considered the most awesomely brutal way to pleasure your woman. First, you have her turn around and bend over as you back away a good 20-30 fists. Then, you make a tight fist with your thumb on the inside (you'll find out why shortly). Then, you ram at her full speed, shoving your fist straight up her vagina, while crying out "MASTADON!!".

I just gave that chick the mastadon from 40 fists away!

by Jimmy Jonga November 11, 2008

Mastodoning

When a man another man with a strap on dildo while masturbating both his and his partners penis.

Yo Billy was mastodoning me last night and the whole bottom half of my body is numb.

by Mastodonmaster May 11, 2017

Mastadon

ex signature of MARAUDA (Hamish Prasad, Sidney) a bass music and tearout dubstep producer. Previously named Mastadon due to his admiration for elephants, had to change his brand name to Marauda because the heavy metal band Mastodon sued him.

Marauda: Hello River plate! I just woke up and hit a blunt so i can't really talk so much, so brace yourselves and prepare for six hours non stop of (reverb distort voice) MASTADON (earbleeding shrill bass)

by Ape Warrior September 20, 2023