Magnemite

A sad excuse of a Pokemon that has magnets for arms, and leaves you wondering how they reproduce. Pisses everyone off because they can't get hurt by Earthquake.

When grown up, they'd have a permanent orgy with 2 other Magnemite, connected through their bolt-shaped penises.

Cristiano Ronaldo : Dude you have a magnemite! Magnemagnemagnemite!

Steven Gerrard : Fuck off pussyface.

by Booglitoops May 28, 2009

mangalize

To make a mess of. To bollocks it up. To unintentionally screw something up - but do it on a grand scale.

She was trying to decorate the cake, but mangalized it beyond repair.

by wheaty August 30, 2005

mandelier

mandelier - the dangling part of the male genitals, i.e., testicles

Rich said to Keith, "I ain't no meatgazer, but I couldn't help but see Brian has a huge mandelier, boy, they hang down to his freakin' knees!"

by TooSick4U April 5, 2008

mangerines

noun: a term of endearment used to describe ones testicles especially when recalling an extremely painful episode.

"Whilst teabagging my friend Sam, I farted and she bit down on my mangerines. They were sore for 6 days. I can't wait to speedbag her."

by Rob squared May 24, 2008

Mangulated

Extremely and truly mangled

The lawn mower "Mangulated" Franks foot.

by Steeffaann August 20, 2007

mangelina

an anorexic dude that is as skinny as Angelina

damn, Jason is turning into Mangelina.

by Lusus October 16, 2011

mangenity

noun. 1) to engage in anal intercourse with a man for the first time

When I dropped the soap at the prison shower, I unexpectedly lost my mangenity.

by JosephD August 29, 2006