Maneurysm

An abnormal public breakdown of manners.

When Kyle broke up with her, Wendy had a maneurysm and threw a complete temper tantrum in the five-star restaurant, howling curses and hurling her knife.

by mdlieb April 2, 2011

maneurysm

To have an aneurysm as a result of doing something incredibly masculine or testosterone fueled.

Bob had a maneurysm after skydiving out of an airplane in a monster truck while eating Doritos, watching football and lifting weights all at once.

by barisax July 18, 2014

Maneurysm

A weakness in a blood vessel in the brain that balloons and fills with blood caused by a guy listening to too many insane feminist theories.

I swear, if I hear one more loony broad insisting that women get paid less than men for the same work, im going to have a maneurysm.

by exodusprime August 27, 2016

maneurysm

fuck bitches get money
and
when men are so fucking annoying they give u an actual aneurysm.

James, Alex, and Darren are so fucking annoying they gave me a maneurysm.

by Holiday2115 March 29, 2022

JANEURYSM

An abnormal bulge or ballooning of your blood vessels which if untreated, can rupture. Janeurysm's are caused by prolonged exposure to political rantings delivered by elected officials of limited intelligence who have been unable and/or unwilling to maintain viability in a progressive society representative of current times. Frequently this defect is the direct result of inbreeding, rural living,involvement in organized religion, and home schooling. Janeurysm's were first discovered in a small population of people in Arizona in 2010; most often Democrats, Hispanics, Gays and Lesbians, college graduates, and anyone who has not suffered major head trauma or has been lobotomized. NIH directly attributes the steady increase of reported cases to the appointment of Jan Brewer as Arizona Governor, specifically her racist positions, hatred of minorities and the poor, her pro life, pro gun, anti gay policies, her uncanny resemblance to the Crypt Keeper, her chronic halitosis, flatulence (both anal and vaginal), bad grammar, inability to enunciate multi-syllabic words, and her incessant desire to become relevant on the national stage believing that anyone who has not ever fucked a farm animal is interested in anything she has to say.

After 15-minutes of listening to Mitch McConnell ramble on about Obamacare, I had to leave the room or risk a janeurysm.

by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015

Aneurysm

Whenever someone throws a huge fit or melts down in front of people due to a circumstance previously brought up.

"Steve just had an aneurysm"
"What over?"
"Someone said that he sucked at teaching.. not a good idea."

by Cheeseman23 April 4, 2015

Aneurysm

a permanent abnormal blood-filled dialation of a blood vessel resulting from disease of the vessel wall, A blood vessel weakness that causes bleeding in the brain or a bulging of the wall of an artery, vein, or wall of the heart.

When the teacher told the students about a very complicated hypothesis they all had an aneurysm.

by Mr. Biatch Owner! May 5, 2005