I little white dog that may sometimes be cute.. but are most of the time hideously ugly, with matted fur and gunky brown crap around it's eyes.... mostly on the behalf of neglect on its owners part. These dogs will shit and piss your house up no matter what kind of training you subject them to. They bark without a moment of pausing, and practically jump on your plate when you are trying to eat dinner.
These dogs are about as useless as they come.. the only thing that they are good for is snake food.
These dogs are about as useless as they come.. the only thing that they are good for is snake food.
by fritoburrito July 16, 2010
Get the Maltese mug.Someone from Malta, a country in the mediterranian. The people are often referred to as spicks, because of their hispanic origin and general dirtiness. The men are often loverats who have a reputation for fighting, breaking hearts, and rape.
by Randy Beamer January 13, 2008
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A metaphor for what a yuppie white girl wants to do her "man". Castrate him, emasculate him to the point he becomes her toy dog with separation anxiety and anger issues.
I saw the Maltese wearing khaki pants holding her hand in Uptown. Dam, he needs all the false hope nugenixs has to offer.
by Kosmack May 15, 2022
Get the Maltese mug.Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall
Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.
by Inventor of the Maltese Falcon June 23, 2008
Get the Maltese Falcon mug.Those old and middle-aged faggot women who do what they can to find out about their neighbours so that they can tell the whole world about it.
Old women peeking from behind a window to see what the neighbours are up to. 40-year-old women who act like the're 20 and gossip about their friends behind their back.
by christian 93 July 12, 2005
Get the maltese gossipers mug.A sexual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his japs eye a few times then begins to masterbate, the second takes a shit into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to masterbate and jizzes out shitty man semen into the mouth of the first
Edward: Yo ek you horny?
Ek: I kinda really need a shit
Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon
Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit
Ek: I kinda really need a shit
Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon
Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit
by Reverend Pope May 27, 2010
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Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.
Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.
Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.
Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?
Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?
by zholty January 17, 2008
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