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Once a Marathon Match

Based on the 11 hour 5 min match at Wimbledon featuring Nicholas Mahut (FRA) and John Isner (USA) where they played 138 games in the fifth set alone and where most records were completely shattered.
It refers to anything an event or oddity that will almost positively never happen again.
The strange disappearance of an entire civilized city in Mexico was a once a marathon match
by akararules June 27, 2010
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Biman Half Marathon

When someone exploits and harasses professional and amateur athletes as a marketing stunt.
The way they are treating the runners, I'd say they really pulling another biman half marathon stunt.
by MrRunner January 18, 2022
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Masturbation Marathon

An exceptionally long episode of masturbation fits. These episodes are usually brought on by sexual deprivation and bordom; however, and I'm not making this up, they have been used a means of fundraising for sexual related causes such as safe sex. A masturbation marathon is a strenuous event that requires disciplined training and preparation. There are several related subcatagories such as time, ejaculation distance, and most orgasms for both male and female competitors (I'm totally serious - google it).
Hillary's return brought an end to Bill's 72 hour masturbation marathon.
by Face_Bones August 29, 2013
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Malakhi

Malakhi is very tall and handsome .He is the best person you’ll ever meet . He’s so goofy and such a good friend . When he has a crush he loves her so much . Malakhi is so loyal he cares about his friends so much . He’s very good at basketball . He’s rarely on Snapchat and he’s very responsible. When he likes you he’s shy to talk to you but when you look sad he’s worried for you .
Random malakhi lover: omg malakhi is sooo hot !!
Me: I know he likes me ;)
by Baddie714 April 16, 2019
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Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."
by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007
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malash

(may-lash) To drive with wreckless abandon, similar to mele (may-lay), Endangering the lives everyone on the road.
I got drunk and malashed my car into a tree last night.
by Barry the guy May 28, 2006
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Malachite

Lyric from Green Day's song "2000 Light Years Away"

Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.
She holds my malachite so tight, so never let go
by misSxWartooth July 6, 2010
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