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A hat that looks normal, but causes severe head trauma
Man 1: Dude, what happened to your head?
Man 2: For April Fools' Day, my jackass roommate got me a Demolition Derby
by Matt |2 April 27, 2006
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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A demolition derby is when 3 or more guys get an erection and ram them into each other like a demolition derby.
Daniel, Austen and Payton were involved in a demolition derby on Saturday night. Only one came out clean.
by Atuckinyourbutt August 15, 2016
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when a bunch of rednecks in trucks ram each other to death
lets go see the demolition derby!
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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A bunch of hicks slamming into each other at a small county fair to show their honeys they're tough.
A bunch of poor white trash who can't sell their cars for squat so they enter them in to try and win a thousand bucks and lose more of their brain cells that they barely have.
Family reunion for a bunch of inbred cousin slammers who live in trailer courts
Middle class man went to the fair with his family to show his kids a bunch of insane people at the demolition derby.
by road trash October 04, 2005
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This is where the participants of a wrecking crew race to finish.
Demolition Derbies are held every Wednesday night in Down Town Windsor.
Bring your hard hat and a bottle of KY.
by Griz November 22, 2004
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