Macrohard

A large penile erection - the opposite of Microsoft, which means to have a flaccid penis.

Guy 1: "I've got a macrohard after watching that movie."
Guy 2: "I've got a microsoft now after being outside in -30 C in shorts."

by TheLoneCrusader May 17, 2014

Magiros

A magiros ma-gear-os is effectively a massive battler (i.e. one who tries and fails at most aspects of human activity). Although used as a common pay-out the word really means that you have reached the summit of human stupidity. Word origin comes from General P. Magiros who lead his troops to the highest recorded casualties in Australian-Colonial English battle records as he was ambushed while fixing his hair in his war tent.

S: 'Dude that kid battles so hard'
N: 'Such a magiros man....'

by Mas-W November 13, 2010

Xx Macro

The act of showing all 5 on midwave and forcing a fight when behind to gain a lead.

Top Esports only comeback mechanic in this game is praying Xx macro pays off

by theMoser January 23, 2022

Macron

Macron is a name for a person that's unemployed and gets by living off the government whilst being a e-begger and doxxer

I used to dontate to Macron because i felt sorry for him living below the poverty line. But i made the mistake of donating and that gave him my personal information. Now i have non stop pizzas sent to my home

by Chad Romero December 6, 2019

Mairomaster

A mairomaster is an incel who compensates for his small package by trolling guys with big dicks, calling himself an alpha, and powerlifting to make up for a lack of masculinity. A mairomaster is generally very disliked by other men. Although self-sabotage is usually comical to an extent, mairomasters are unfunny, simply coming off as miserable assholes. They are notoriously horrible at receiving criticism and are very unmasculine.

You can tell he's a mairomaster by the way he constantly tries to make people think his dick is big. It's creepy.

by dawgblg April 19, 2021

Macronimous

Macronimous is a information technology business name coined from the word Macro+ (Magna)nimous

Macronimous means Large or Big

by agbenny August 8, 2016

macroturd

An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.

I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019