Esports

A place where it is possible for a bunch of fat people to be using a computer and be counted as a sport.
"Why aren't those guys having PE?"
"I heard they're doing Esports"
by H1r0sh1ma September 04, 2017
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NOT A FUCKING SPORT. This might be confused for a sport because it has the word in it, but don't be tricked by this fucking bullshit. If you want a real sport play hockey, football, basketball, even fuckin soccer. This is a game for "nullers" which is a term for gamers that is offensive and/or derogatory. If you know a person who relies on gaming to make money FUCKING KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Esports is gay and bullshit so STFU
by Fig boy May 22, 2018
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The real name of Duncan "Thorin" Shields, who holds eSports on his shoulders single handedly.
"Hey did you see eSports' new banger tweet?"
"No I'm a woman so I'm blocked"
by FuryNotFurry December 30, 2021
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electronic sports, computer gaming played at a skilled and competitive level.
The CPL are an important organisation in the esports industry
by xei September 04, 2004
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A word used by professional video games players in an attempt to justify and prove that playing video games is, in fact, sport. They do this in order to make themselves feel better for having been shit at real sports throughout their lives.
Man 1: Well, I play eSports professionally.

Man 2: You dick.
by Derek The Trojan August 14, 2008
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eSport: A non-traditional sport involving any highly competitive and popular video game. A standard eSports gathering generally involves a large number of professional-level players competing against each other in a wide variety of tournaments, sometimes competing for tens of thousands of dollars. eSports are widely gaining popularity and acceptance as a respected position in many facets of the world. Fans of the differing games involved in eSports generally support the ideal that eSports involve just as much or more skill than many traditional sports.
StarCraft: Broodwar and StarCraft 2 are cornerstones of the eSports community.

Famous eSports tournaments involve the World Cyber Games and Major League Gaming events.
by MeeMeesiko June 14, 2011
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They're like real professional, competitive sports, except a lot cooler and better.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play some Wii?
Person 2: Sorry bro, I only play competitive eSports
by ArkhamOfficial September 11, 2016
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