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A word used by professional video games players in an attempt to justify and prove that playing video games is, in fact, sport. They do this in order to make themselves feel better for having been shit at real sports throughout their lives.
Man 1: Well, I play eSports professionally.

Man 2: You dick.
esports by Derek The Trojan October 8, 2008
A place where it is possible for a bunch of fat people to be using a computer and be counted as a sport.
"Why aren't those guys having PE?"
"I heard they're doing Esports"
Esports by H1r0sh1ma September 4, 2017
NOT A FUCKING SPORT. This might be confused for a sport because it has the word in it, but don't be tricked by this fucking bullshit. If you want a real sport play hockey, football, basketball, even fuckin soccer. This is a game for "nullers" which is a term for gamers that is offensive and/or derogatory. If you know a person who relies on gaming to make money FUCKING KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Esports is gay and bullshit so STFU
Esports by Fig boy June 8, 2018
They're like real professional, competitive sports, except a lot cooler and better.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play some Wii?
Person 2: Sorry bro, I only play competitive eSports
eSports by ArkhamOfficial September 11, 2016
The real name of Duncan "Thorin" Shields, who holds eSports on his shoulders single handedly.
"Hey did you see eSports' new banger tweet?"
"No I'm a woman so I'm blocked"
Esports by FuryNotFurry December 30, 2021

esports player

If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately (518) 465-7551
esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020