adj; referring to any and everything in the manner of NFL Quarterback Patrick Mahomes
Typically ridiculously good as well as impressive
Typically ridiculously good as well as impressive
The way that (insert player) played today was, dare I say, Mahomesian.
The lawyer's hail mary attempt to convict were, dare I say, Mahomesian.
It must have taken a Mahomesian effort to get laid after you drunkenly called that broad the wrong name, dare I say...
Remy Mahomesianly orchestrated Gusteau's kitchen, crafting the, dare I say, perfect meal to critic Anton Ego in the famous Disney classic Ratatouille.
After a long night of drinking, my shaft rose Mahomesianly to get the job done.
I was laying paralyzed in the hospital, when the nurse's sponge bath inspired a Mahomesian sized erection, the likes of which she had never seen.
The lawyer's hail mary attempt to convict were, dare I say, Mahomesian.
It must have taken a Mahomesian effort to get laid after you drunkenly called that broad the wrong name, dare I say...
Remy Mahomesianly orchestrated Gusteau's kitchen, crafting the, dare I say, perfect meal to critic Anton Ego in the famous Disney classic Ratatouille.
After a long night of drinking, my shaft rose Mahomesianly to get the job done.
I was laying paralyzed in the hospital, when the nurse's sponge bath inspired a Mahomesian sized erection, the likes of which she had never seen.
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When you are playing football and are about to or are in the process of getting sacked ( probably because your o-line is ass) and you still make a complete pass.
I told that boy say the Patrick Mahomes prayer and chuck the ball and hope it lands and we won 67 to 21
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Get the patrick mahomes prayer mug.When the man tucks his penis between his legs so the woman can give him oral sex from behind. Right as the man ejaculates the penis is released so that it flips up in a snapping motion to spray the semen in the air like Jackson Mahomes spraying water on an innocent Ravens fan. The female then exits the room after dumping water on males face, all while simultaneously creating a TikTok.
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Get the Bobby Mahomes mug.The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy
That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl
Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011
Get the Manometer mug.A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.
Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009
Get the manometer mug.When your chances are thinning, yet you somehow break free and beat the odds. Like KC Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes when he passes the ball despite the pocket closing in and almost getting sacked, scoring yet another touchdown!
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