Magikarp 

The crap ass pokemon that is red and orange. Hello! Please, why on the hell did the creator made Magikarp? He's the useless piece of shit in the pokemon universe! If they took out Magikarp and left Gyarados then the whole world wouldn't have air pollution! XD. It has the frickin move Splash, and it is a waste of everyone's time. Magikarp fans have to reconsider this: Is Magikarp really a badass pokemon?

Me: Hey Dratini, let's fish!
Dratini: Draaa. (Yea, sure whatever.)
Me: (Grabs fishing rod and gets a catch.) Holy Shit! It's a Magikarp!
Dratini: Dratini! (This Pokemon IS a piece of shit!)
Me: Dratini! Use Draco Meteor!
Dratini: Draaatttiinniiiiiii! (Die!)

Congratulations! Dratini is level 100!

Magikarp by azelfkiller October 11, 2011

Magikarp 

1. An utterly useless pokemon that should have been massacred until extinction immediately after its discovery.

2. Someone who is so bad at life that the only thing they will ever achieve is the title of "complete and utter failure."

3. An extremely weak person.

Some of my friends are complete Magikarps, they are never going to do anything in their lifetime.

Magikarp by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014

Magikarp 

Magikarp is renound for being utterly weak and pathetic but when it reaches level.20 you better run because Gyarados will beat the shit out of you

Magikarp is finally evolving!

Magikarp by Mr.Magikarp August 22, 2019

Magikarp Moment 

A Magikarp Moment is when you have the expression of a Magikarp's face on your own. This usually occurs when you are stumped, in a state of shock or embarassed.

Jim: Hey Bob, I logged on to our computer this morning... And somehow a picture of you with 5 brazilian-shaved men and a guy dressed like batman in assless-chaps popped up...

Bob: (Insert Magikarp Moment)

Magikarp Moment by Everfrost July 3, 2011

Magikarp-ing

The sexual act is based upon the 'Splashing around' Pokemon Magikarp.

Magikarping or to Magikarp a person, is for one to continue sex until the moment in which you are to ejactulate, at which moment you must pull and and flop your penis in the pool of sperm you have just released upon the partner, whilst shouting 'Magikarp-karp-karp' and like Magikarp noises

It can be seen as a legendary act if carried out and a humiliation to the victim

Magikarp-ing a girl -

Have sex until

*about to cum*

Pull out
Cum on Belly
Flop Penis into the pool of Cum
Shout like a Magikarp

Magikarp-ing by azay June 1, 2011

Magikarp Mouth

When you're just so shocked, you just stare wide-eyed & open-mouthed, like the Pokémon Magikarp

Jane was so stunned at what just happened, she had a Magikarp Mouth

Magikarp Mouth by A. RANDOMGUY August 24, 2021

Meterosexual Magikarp 

One who's hindquarters may sway more freely then most.

Courtney: Jay is such A MeteroSexual Magikarp.
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...

Meterosexual Magikarp by Lyfial April 12, 2009