Loveland, Colorado, is a city just south of Fort Collins by about fifteen minutes, west of Greeley by twenty, North of Denver by forty five, and East of Estes by an hour.
It's a quiet town with a relatively low crime rate and a population of roughly 67,000, the population being a majority of white folks, the rest being Hispanics and the occasional color added by the very rare African American.
The high schools are as follows:
Loveland High: The snooty, self-centered rich kids with a rocking football team.
Mountain View High: The school for the drug-addled otakus, but with a seriously rocking Academic record.
Thompson Valley High: Pot-smoking white kids who wish they were black and can't play football, but with the best arts program in town.
Harold Ferguson High: This is where the rejects, druggies, morons, losers, pregnant teenagers, failures and other detritus of school congregate. Not much to say here.
The town has a good education system set up, the roads are nice and fairly well kept, the traffic decent, the people generally friendly. Also, many people send their Valentine's their for remailing, and it is the only city with a major metropolitan high way going through the middle of a cemetery.
There is a nice library and Rec. Center, and a rich downtown with lots of history. A place you'd stay to raise kids, but you move out of if you are older than 18.
By Contrast, there is a Loveland Ski resort with fabulous skiing and friendly workers.
It's a quiet town with a relatively low crime rate and a population of roughly 67,000, the population being a majority of white folks, the rest being Hispanics and the occasional color added by the very rare African American.
The high schools are as follows:
Loveland High: The snooty, self-centered rich kids with a rocking football team.
Mountain View High: The school for the drug-addled otakus, but with a seriously rocking Academic record.
Thompson Valley High: Pot-smoking white kids who wish they were black and can't play football, but with the best arts program in town.
Harold Ferguson High: This is where the rejects, druggies, morons, losers, pregnant teenagers, failures and other detritus of school congregate. Not much to say here.
The town has a good education system set up, the roads are nice and fairly well kept, the traffic decent, the people generally friendly. Also, many people send their Valentine's their for remailing, and it is the only city with a major metropolitan high way going through the middle of a cemetery.
There is a nice library and Rec. Center, and a rich downtown with lots of history. A place you'd stay to raise kids, but you move out of if you are older than 18.
By Contrast, there is a Loveland Ski resort with fabulous skiing and friendly workers.
Tom: I was thinking about sending out my Valentine.
Dick: Send it to Loveland first, they have these neat stamps they put on them before mailing them to your Valentine.
Harry: I want to go skiing.
Dick: Er...that was random. But you could go to the Loveland Ski resort.
Tom: What are you, a frickin' Brittanica of local knowledge?
Dick: Send it to Loveland first, they have these neat stamps they put on them before mailing them to your Valentine.
Harry: I want to go skiing.
Dick: Er...that was random. But you could go to the Loveland Ski resort.
Tom: What are you, a frickin' Brittanica of local knowledge?
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The best way to accomplish a 'Lavedan' is to imagine a thousand little midgets (wearing pointy hats) trying to push it out.
also refers to: the bliss one achieves after having pushed out a dookie
The best way to accomplish a 'Lavedan' is to imagine a thousand little midgets (wearing pointy hats) trying to push it out.
also refers to: the bliss one achieves after having pushed out a dookie
Yesterday i had to push out two dookies within the hour. The second one was so big, i couldn't push it out at first. It just had Lavedan written all over it. But in the end.... i created a masterpiece. Worthy to be named among such works as the Mona Lisa or the Venus de Milo
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Also applies to the Intermediate School.
The worst middle school in the world. Lying about being excellent and shit while getting a C+ average in Language Arts. The staff is all bullshit and they discriminate the students on their level of understanding, race, and gender. The school claims it is broke and needs more money while the dumbass superintendent spends the school's money on SMART Boards and iPad's that the teachers use to play games.
The worst middle school in the world. Lying about being excellent and shit while getting a C+ average in Language Arts. The staff is all bullshit and they discriminate the students on their level of understanding, race, and gender. The school claims it is broke and needs more money while the dumbass superintendent spends the school's money on SMART Boards and iPad's that the teachers use to play games.
Student 1: "Yo, Tyrese! You just moved to Loveland, don't go to Loveland Middle School, go to Mason.
Student 2: "Yea, nigga."
Student 1: "If you ever wanted to go, watch out for Officer Barnes, he confiscated my weed bro."
Dumbass Student: "I'm telling Officer Barnes, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, your gonna get your ass kicked!"
Student 2: "Yea, nigga."
Student 1: "If you ever wanted to go, watch out for Officer Barnes, he confiscated my weed bro."
Dumbass Student: "I'm telling Officer Barnes, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, your gonna get your ass kicked!"
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There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.
Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.
It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.
Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.
It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
"I'm from Loveland High School, and every day I grow a little more tired of my horrifically tedious journey from this god-forsaken high school to University of Cincinnati to a 9-5 job to an eventual
and inevitable death."
and inevitable death."
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We commonly know this to be Laural bay leaves which are used in cooking, spells and herbal remedies. The most remakable contribution it has to offer is sentimental influence, evenuating in death from the cause of betrayal, meaning don't wave this stuff infront of potenial enemies because it's them gaining the power from this sweet smelling herb, not you. Bad choice of crown, Hail Ceasar!!!
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