lavedan

Having trouble pushing out a huge dookie, but in the end being able to.

The best way to accomplish a 'Lavedan' is to imagine a thousand little midgets (wearing pointy hats) trying to push it out.

also refers to: the bliss one achieves after having pushed out a dookie

Yesterday i had to push out two dookies within the hour. The second one was so big, i couldn't push it out at first. It just had Lavedan written all over it. But in the end.... i created a masterpiece. Worthy to be named among such works as the Mona Lisa or the Venus de Milo

by Bigbird Bob November 12, 2006

LaVeyan Satanism

A kick ass satanic religion that’s basically atheism, but more intense.

God, yeah, sex is cool, but have you heard of LaVeyan Satanism?

by Cryolo December 19, 2019

LaVeyan Satanism

The original religion of the founding fathers of the USA. Anton LaVey only organized it further and opened up the first Satanic church in 1966.

The founding fathers and writers of the Constitution were the first practitioners of what became later known as "LaVeyan Satanism". But, some corrupt/greedy British Federalist crooks decided to worm their way back in, and create fake institutions in this country and turned the USA into a police state governed by a fake Federal government, instead. (little known fact. lol)

by Abraham's Adversary January 20, 2019

laveda

Beautiful, intelligent, and real. People usually hate but you don't give a shit. You're a lover not a fighter and you trust people to easy

Hey, have you seen Laveda?

by I'm dead June 18, 2017

Lovedan

Stealing food from a child because you are hungry

"The kids in class all had graham crackers, and I was starved, so I pulled a Lovedan and kifed a few."

by MarriedLife March 27, 2009

LaVeyan

LaVeyan Satanism is a religion founded in 1966 by the American occultist and author Anton Szandor LaVey. Scholars of religion have classified it as a new religious movement and a form of Western esotericism

Why are you being such a LaVeyan Jes?

by GalaxyElemental February 4, 2018

LaVeyan Satanism

Atheistic Satanism otherwise know as Atheism but you do all the fun stuff that makes christians mad + your get a kick ass role model known as the man himself, Satan.

Yeah regular atheism is cool, but have you tried LaVeyan Satanism.

by transmasc witch June 14, 2022