lifer

A person whose sole purpose in life is to succeed at their minimum wage job. They often will be "two-faced" in that they will be nice to your face and then backstab you to others in order to advance their friendly relationship with their boss. Lifers will often get upset over trivial things that are work related and rarely have good things to say about employees who do not plan on becoming lifers. Lifers will commonly be attracted romantically to lifers of the opposite sex at the workplace. They will spend an unbelievable amount of time outside of work with this person under the guise that they are just friends. When faced with the opportunity to do something that will make their life better (i.e. pursue higher education)or pick up extra hours at their work, lifers will consistently do the latter. Lifers also have a unrealistic belief that their job is better than it really is. Because of this lifers will typically talk about their job even when no one is interested. Their is no proven scientific research regarding why lifers feel thier job is so important, but scientist believe it is because lifers are typically substance abusers that lack a sense of reason.

"Scott used to be really cool. He then got that minimum wage job and now he spends all of his time with that lifer girlfriend of his discussing how to get the latest promotion to the cooler."

lifer by asmoothforthelittleguy March 4, 2008

lifer

A person in a corporate setting (e.g. aerospace engineering) whose sole ambition is to retire, and to garantee their survival until retirement.

The lifer has minimal skills or exposure in their particular discipline, due in part to a 15+ year stay at their current (and often only) job. Additionally, those 15+ years are actually 1 year of experience repeated 15+ times. The lifer believes that getting ahead is about “staying power” and “paying their dues”, rather than tangible achievements based on applied experience in their field. When skilled individuals arrive, the lifer has no skills to fall back on to remain competitive, and instead relies on generation of politics to diminish the impact of the skilled individual.

Skilled newcomer: “I just found out the guy in the next cube is eavesdropping on me! Plus he didn’t even get the story right. He must have overheard me telling Tom about my new project in my cube yesterday, but he totally got it wrong when he told Dick and Harry about it.”

Skilled not-so-newcomer “Yeah, you gotta watch what you say… here there be lifers, matey!!!”

lifer by homeslice102 August 13, 2007

Lifer

A person in the military who knows he or she cannot function outside a military environment. Hence, they remain in the military for life. Even after retirement, a lifer will remain in the type of social structure fostered by military retirees. In other words, a group whose authoritarian characteristics can only exist around military people. "Lifer" also describes a person who is imprisoned for life, either by sentencing or, as with the military types, by choice.

"Randy is a real gung-ho lifer. If he tried to act that way in the civilian world, they'd get rid of him in a heartbeat"

Lifer by Dave Lawrence Baker December 9, 2008

lifer

Lifers are characteristically unhappy unless they are presenting a knife-hand to your face. They use this action in conjunction with a verbal reprimand for extremely minor infractions of marine corps regulations. They believe this is the proper way to enforce such regulations and take sadistic pleasure every chance they get to exercise this practice, commonly referred to as "lifing". Lifers are typically sergeants or above but can also be found in lower ranks. Lifers, ironically but understandably, have no life.

"Hey devil dog, take your hands out of your fucking pockets."
"What a fucking LIFER."

lifer by cpoc February 12, 2007

Lifer

A person who participates on Second Life, particularly someone that develops an obsessive addiction to it. They generally use Second Life as an escape from being fat and ugly and still living with their parents at the age of 40.

"I used to hang out with my bud Fred until he turned into a freakin' Lifer. Now I don't see him anymore. Between you and me, I think he's got some sorta liferdiction."

Lifer by gregjockca June 6, 2007

Lifer

You know they are going to be on it for life.

‘Did you hear that Jacob Nolan came back from Mildura?’
‘Yeah man he’s a lifer’

Lifer by Georgia Mcleod August 25, 2018

Lifer

A person who doesn’t have goals or at least doesn’t make it a priority to fulfill their goals. These people include stay at home housewives, people who live with their parents, minimum wage workers, trust funders, and sometimes college graduates who choose to be over qualified for a job, such as mall jobs, customer service, ect… These people can often have children before marriage for a sense of purpose, substance abuse problems, blame minimum wage for being too low.

What does your friend's wife do for work? She doesn’t work or go to school, she just walks around with a selfie stick and takes pictures of her child and complains about animals in captivity on Facebook. She gets a shit ton of likes for some reason. I don't know how she can live just being a lifer.

My manager at Starbucks takes his job too seriously, he got his G.E.D and thinks it’s the most important job on the earth and I’m his minion. It sucks working with a lifer.

This guy my sister has been seeing is a Lifer. has been working as a lifty at Sierra at Tahoe for 10 years now and is constantly snap-chatting while driving, he doesn’t have a deep personality and probably will spend his whole life working at a ski resort.

My friend is a lifer. He got his first D.U.I at 20. He goes and spends his paycheck at the Casinos every Friday and Saturday night to try and make a buck or pick up on tourists in town for the weekend. He often goes to night clubs and plays slots alone.

What did your sister do when she graduated University of Organ? She got a job at lululemon, she’ll probably try and marry a man who is well off and continue working there the rest of her life. She's such a lifer

Lifer by Rydog1992 August 6, 2016