lewinsky

Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric.

Pass me the lewinsky, Scully... this sure looks like extraterrestrial spunk

by Hugh G Rection January 24, 2006

lewinsky

A cigar holder

I need to put my cigar in lewinsky

by bill clinton June 2, 2003

lewinsky

1.) A walking humidor
2.) A knob-gobbling
3.) A patch of protein wordsmegged/word onto an article of clothing.
4.) A knob gobbler

1.) I put a box of my cubans in a Lewinsky.
2.) Your dad gives the best Lewinskys.
3.) Damn, sorry I Lewinskyed all over your face and dress.
4.) I was smoking a cigar from my Lewinsky while Lewinsky Lewinskyd me, and I accidentally Lewinskyd all over her.

by Ya motha's ass January 23, 2006

Lewinsky

The act of "blowing" or sucking on the genital member of the male sex (or "female"), preferably of a person in a high position or in high command, also commonly referred to as a blowjob. Term became popular after it was revealed that former president Bill Clinton had an extramarital affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky in which she happily provided him with a suck job.

(in the office)
Hey there goes Betty, I heard she gave the CEO a lewinsky and now she's got that phatass corner office on the 2nd floor. Damit, who's dick do I gotta suck to get a raise around here?

by rafalobo September 22, 2006

lewinsky

In golf, a term used on the green when a putted ball circles (lips) the hole and fails to fall in.

Oh, sorry Bill, you got a lewinsky...all lips and no hole.

by Lynski January 2, 2009

lewinsky

A verb meaning to commit adultery, after Bill Clinton's 1998 scandalous affair with an 18-year-old White House intern.

She caught her husband in the act of lewinskying last night.

by GuidoPosse69 January 24, 2006

lewinsky

1. An excuse used by desperate right-wing politicians to undershadow the fact that even a political moderate has been proven to be far better for the economy and most social and environmental issues than any conservative president before or after.
2. A blow job.
3. A media whore.

1. Wow, John Kerry is up in the polls because he's exponentially more intelligent than our piece-of-shit candidate? We need a Lewinsky! Call the swift boat vets!
2. Your mom gave me a nice Lewinsky last night.
3. Paris Hilton is such a Lewinsky...

by Andy January 23, 2006