Planet Loff

Planet Loff is the newest discovery in the Milky Way galaxy. Planet Loff is special in the fact that by sheer mass it is the largest object ever discovered in the universe. It makes Jupiter (formerly our solar systems largest planet) look like a grain of sand. It has its own gravitational pull and its own unique atmosphere. Vegitation on Planet loff is sparse, especially at the North end. Scientists estimate the age to be between 24-32 years old. This is considered young by universal standards. A rare characteristic that planet loff displays is the ability to stay almost perfectly alligned with southern California, ocasionally alligning its self with Las Vegas, Nevada. Scientists are learning more about this new discovery every day but so far what they know is exciting, according to experts it bears a striking resemblence to the much smaller and much, much, much older planet Anthony.

Holy fuck that fuckers head is so big it looks like planet Loff!

by Guacamoley October 27, 2007

Loffredo

all highly attractive people.

look how hott that guy is, he must be a loffredo

by jenny a May 11, 2007

Mr. loeffel

Mr loeffel is a teacher with attitude. Also known as a flying squirrel. A really bad teacher.

(That’s all I gotta say.)

A student who turned in their work in 2 minutes late: Oh boy I hope he doesn’t say anything... atlEAST it’s turned in..

Mr. Loeffel is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. Should NOT be a teacher. Sarcastic, over the top, wants to see the world burn, general asshole.

Mr loeffel : YOU FUCK UP HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU IMBECILE I WILL END YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GRADE YOU DUMB ASS BITCH.

Student: 😀😅😭

by Joebidenspuebes January 2, 2021

loffle

Another form of lol, and more easily spoken than lol.

Loffle my waffle.

by EC June 14, 2004

loff

A heightened term to suggest more-than-love, from the movie Annie Hall

"Love is too weak a word for what I feel -- I lurve you, you know, I loave you, I loff you, two F's, yes I have to invent, of course I -- I do, don't you think I do?" -- Annie Hall

by wendywoowho April 20, 2004

loffer

A Loffer is a very funny person. They have a great sense of humor and can make anyone smile.

The Loffer is the funniest person I know.

by Cucumber23 May 17, 2018

Loffet

What some weirdos say when they like something. It is supposed to sound like "Love it"

OMG THAT PURSE IS SO CUTE! I LOFFET! :O

by The BO55 March 30, 2012