loaff

One who fires up the hippy lettuce - also one who runs through the parking lot only to fall face down.

I pulled a Loaff today.

by v dizzle January 30, 2004

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

Loafhead

A person usually of the female gender and usually residing near Atlanta who has a head which resembles the shape of an uncut olive loaf.

Gee, Maryanne is a real loafhead.

by Oliver Loaf August 11, 2008

i laff

something you say when you laugh, but it’s spelled laff because laugh doesn’t look the way it’s pronounced

dude: bruh look at this meme
girl: i laff

by asc0al0ha September 10, 2019

your meat loaf

This is a sixties saying denoting sexual inactivity. High school boys would often say before summer break "don't let your meat loaf this summer!"

"Hey Spike, don't let your meat loaf this summer!"

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2020

Cum Loaf

When you fill your oven with cum, let it ferment for a period, and then bake it into a congealed loaf. A cum loaf can be gifted to a loved one

I made this cum loaf for you, my love.

by Jin Lou March 29, 2019

Laffer Taffer

A sexual act involving a woman or a man melting Laffy Taffy's directly into his or her anus. The burning, cult sensation was made popular in San Francisco night clubs in the early 80's by Bar Rescue star Jon Taffer.

"Hey, lets melt some Laffy Taffy in our butts before sex. I bet it burns nice, they did it in the 80's. Its called a Laffer Taffer."

by JustinFig November 25, 2011