Kowalski Cult

Cult made by the penguin man exops that people salute the penguin kowalski in

Praise kowalski
Join Kowalski cult

by DrybonesYT March 3, 2021

kalinskied

to get drunk beyond all imagination. to get so damn drunk you don't know what the hell's going on. you don't even know who you are.

dude, i got so fucking kalinskied last night, you have no idea.
I'm so kalinskied.

by manningsgay September 24, 2006

Kowalski analysis

A meme that takes it's roots from the Penguins of Madagascar series, featuring a team of 4 commando penguins.

The quote itself is commonly used in the series by the Penguins' leader - Skipper, to ask for an analysis of the situation, in order to take proper precautions.

The meme itself is used in various comment sections.

Skipper: Kowalski analysis!
Kowalski: This must be the work of an enemy stand, sir.

by Invalnorious November 9, 2018

Kowalskied

To inexplicably smash, break, or further render anything else useless, that one touches. Complimented by taking absolutely no responsibility for any of the above incidents.

You Kowalskied the computer in the first three hours of your shift!

by Innotech April 14, 2006

The Kowalski Touch

The polar opposite of the Midas where everything that is touched turns to shit, breaks, or is ruined.

The name Kowalski is dervived from Stanley Kowalski who is a fictional character in Tennessee Williams' play A Streetcar Named Desire.

Tom: We need to get rid of that guy, he's got the Kowalski Touch.

Mark: Yeah everything he works on breaks, regardless of how simple it is.

by BustaNutz June 5, 2009

Kowalski

A polish surname. Kowalski’s are sweet and caring with a great sense of humor.

“Have you met my girl friend, she’s a Kowalski”

by CastAway409 January 14, 2021

kowalewski

Something noone can pronounce, but don't really need to anyway.

Kowalewski - Just say "Grant"

by Edgar_Deutschland October 23, 2015