Mr. Keys

The iconic keys are what you hear when the guy with the freshest trim walks around. You hear the keys, you know it's him. Everyone's gangster until "Mr. Keys" comes around.

Me: *has normal conversation with others*
Keys: *makes sound*
Everyone: *stops everything and looks for Mr. Keys*
Mr. Keys: *walks past*
Everyone: *mesmerized* "We are not worthy." *bows down*

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Keystrokes

When your one word comment is top notch perfection, but rule 34 tells you "a few more keystrokes would actually be interesting".

Instead of adding more to your comment, adding the word keystrokes, or multiple, is the way to go.

You: "Boobz gud"
The site: A few more keystrokes would actually be interesting...
You: "Boobz gud keystrokes keystrokes"

by Didsomebodytakethisname April 30, 2021

Keystone Kops

term used to describe an inept group of people for their mistakes and/or lack of coordination and/or inability to get things done. Comes from a series of silent movies made by the Keystone Film Company between 1912 and 1917 about a group of incompetent policemen and their various escapades.

I don't know about you, but in the past few years, it seems to me that every time there is a major crisis, the government runs around like the Keystone Kops!

by y0ur l3ft nut May 24, 2010

keys wanker

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver

Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

Keyly

Different from other people. Playful and smiley. They get bored easily and love going on adventures. They’re very independent and do their own thing. Hot. Mysterious. Innocent. Chill. Caring. Kind. Pleasant. They are beautiful but don’t care about it. A lot of people find themselves being attracted to them. You can trust them with anything. Give the greatest advice. Tend to be somewhere else and zone out a lot. They’re bubbly and wild when they’re comfortable, but cold and distant when they’re not. They’re very different and optimistic. They’ve been through a lot. They look at the world in a different way. Always look beautiful. They’re stunning, turn heads and get attention even when they don’t want it. Great senses of style, they always look flawless even when they don’t try. People are always staring at her but she never notices. Guys chase after her but she rejects them. A lot of girls are jealous of her. Beautiful smile. Has a big ass. Fuck girls. Heartbreakers. Bad at commitment. Down for anything. loyal and genuine friends. Confident but insecure and very emotional. You feel comfortable around her and she’s a great listener. She’s hard to impress. If you’re close to a Keyly never let her go. There’s no one like her. Probably the most amazing person you’ll ever meet.

Have you seen Keyly? Damn

by Kshdisnsk1996 November 30, 2018

keystylin'

Having a freestyle battle over the internet via chat, forum, or message board in the manner of typing out your bars with your keyboard and ending them with //.

So many guns, they call me Mister Gat//Put so many dots on you, ya nickname Twister mat//

"Damn, remember back in the day when we used to spit bars online? We was straight up keystylin'."

freestyle

by Shock Smoove April 18, 2010

keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.

Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.

by Jrubadub March 27, 2012