Klonoa

Probably one of the most underrated video game series out there.

Klonoa:WA-HOO!!!!

by ChuckRoast December 25, 2008

Klonstipated

Being unable to perform everyday, simple tasks as the result of being intoxicated from taking to many Klonopin.

Josh: Hey... can you help me tie my shoe?

Jimmie: What the fuck? Are you Klonstipated?

by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010

Klenking

Australian slang term for the excessive use of mobile device distracting a person from another task such as walking, driving, conversing with others.

Hey! I'm talking to you? Quit your klenking.

by This is NOT Davey May 8, 2017

klankin

The act of wearing anal beads in ones ass during normal daily activities which produces a klanking sound while walking

Have you seen Susan today? She's really klankin.

I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.

by Careful Casey January 26, 2014

Klon

A slang for klonopin a sedative Anixety medicine

Aye foo I’m rolling off the Klons right now feeling relaxed as fuck

by $pooki December 20, 2017

Klondike Feaver

A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.

Man; it was so cold out when I went to take a leak I had a bad case of Klondike Feaver.

by Moolie February 11, 2010

Klockbacken

A hill in Sigtuna, Sweden, most famously known for its popularity among Klockbacken Gang. Has a population of 8 in the census completed in 2021, September. GDP per capita is 50.000 USD, making it one of the richest areas in the world. Is ruled by a theocratic rule by thy almighty Kevin, under the name of Kevinism, the religion. Uses Kevinza's, SEK, EUR, USD, TRY, and SAR. Has an economy based mostly on trade and gambling. The largest company in the nation is also its only legitimate one, Casino Turk, which has had a revenue as high as 600USD in a day, while its average revenue being around 400usd. The nation itself does not choose a ruler, but the ruler and all ministers are appointed by Kevin himself. Being a part of Kevinism is mandatory to be a part of Klockbacken, though enjoying the traded goods and entertainment does not require citizenship.

Person A: Are you going to Klockbacken next week?
Person B: I might, but I do not want to anger Kevin almighty...
Person A: I got his approval, we can both go!

by Prophet Emil September 13, 2021