Jousting

when a man runs towards a woman lying on a bed with her legs spread and penetrates her

Dude i was jousting this bitch last night but i missed once or twice

by knaitlyn October 18, 2008

Jousting

To go hill walking with platonic male friends all the while exchanging jokes about rimming, sodomy and friends who may or may not be serial murderers. Usually takes place on a Sunday afternoon.

Peter: "Hey John, the weather looks alright outside, fancy going jousting this afternoon."

John: "Yeah that sounds good. I have access to the Freestyler this afternoon so I'll pick you up around 1pm"

by John McDonnell January 16, 2007

Jousting

When you want to do anal with a girl but she needs to shit. So you need to joust her shit in order to go in. If you win, congrats. If she wins, she shits on your dick.

Hey Larry! Last night was humiliating man. Jousting is when I try to put it in her butt while she needs to shit, right? Well, I lost a joust to this girl I picked up at the bar. We wanted to do anal but she forgot to use the bathroom earlier and boy was it a fight. I think she had hemorrhoids!

by IMGXY478 November 29, 2021

Jousting

*The act of ramming your pole in someone elses hole...*

*Lets Joust! Ram your pole in my hole!*

by Alanna January 28, 2004

Jousting

Homosexual act between two males.

Those two need to get a room and stop jousting with each other.

by Marcus October 22, 2003

Joust

A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis

Yo josh wanna joust? Josh: sure bro, Shawg guy looks like you have the smaller penis

by Mayur03 October 25, 2010

no joust

A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden.

I call shotgun, no joust

by Big Mike April 25, 2004