Jousting

A competition between males, usually in clubs or bars with plenty of females (preferably not swamp donkeys) that takes being a man whore to a whole new level.

I cant believe Josh only bagged two bitches jousting last night! I know, Steven hit the bar early and ended up with six and a midget, does that count as a half?

Jousting in Phat Guys tonight would be like pouring liquid fire in my peehole!

Jousting by DaveyCurtLouis November 27, 2011

Jousting

when a man runs towards a woman lying on a bed with her legs spread and penetrates her

Dude i was jousting this bitch last night but i missed once or twice

Jousting by knaitlyn October 18, 2008

Jousting

To go hill walking with platonic male friends all the while exchanging jokes about rimming, sodomy and friends who may or may not be serial murderers. Usually takes place on a Sunday afternoon.

Peter: "Hey John, the weather looks alright outside, fancy going jousting this afternoon."

John: "Yeah that sounds good. I have access to the Freestyler this afternoon so I'll pick you up around 1pm"

Jousting by John McDonnell January 16, 2007

Jousting

When you want to do anal with a girl but she needs to shit. So you need to joust her shit in order to go in. If you win, congrats. If she wins, she shits on your dick.

Hey Larry! Last night was humiliating man. Jousting is when I try to put it in her butt while she needs to shit, right? Well, I lost a joust to this girl I picked up at the bar. We wanted to do anal but she forgot to use the bathroom earlier and boy was it a fight. I think she had hemorrhoids!

Jousting by IMGXY478 November 29, 2021

jousting

The poking of an awning or other shelter from underneath with a pole or a shaft to drain water collected during rain

After the shower, waiters from inside the sidewalk restaurants were seen jousting the awnings.

jousting by Xerxes Billimoria December 23, 2010

jousting

tallbike jousting is postapocaliptic sport on tallbikes

two punx with 9" lance cycling on tallbikes against each other. and than it happens, he he. The real jousting is against policemen on horses to free police horses

jousting by louis October 25, 2004

Jousting

*The act of ramming your pole in someone elses hole...*

*Lets Joust! Ram your pole in my hole!*

Jousting by Alanna January 28, 2004