jezumes

The reply of someone who is in awe/ surprised at the nonsense that just went into their ears, or eyes if words were via text.

Jezumes, Tommy and Sam are like the freakin peanut gallery.

by Yeti B November 12, 2013

jizzumed

When ones penis explodes with mighty white organisms.

I jizzumed in my pants when I saw that weapon

by Natemanb09 November 7, 2015

jizzments

when you have remnants of jizz on your clothing

mom - “whats that white stuff on your sweatshirt?”
me - “oh just some jizzments”

by grrrarrr January 23, 2020

Jizumae

Name for a slutty ho

Fuck your fat ass jizumae

by Housey Yoyo February 16, 2020

Jizumoist

My winning Scrabble word...

Why Sean, your Jiz is so moist, I love yo jizumoist

Get that Jiz all up on my moist face baby, I need your jizumoist uh fuwk ya

by Scrabble Queen October 1, 2009

Jizzmess

What may or may not be left on a piece of clothing after a one night stand with a guy unable to aim properly.

-What's that horrible spot on your dress darling?
-Jizzmess

by ekkilop March 15, 2009

jizum

a word used out of frustration. can be replaced by fuck or shit.

that stupid jizuming test was hard as a jizum.

by i see black people February 25, 2003