Merry Jewmas

a unique way to wish someone a happy holiday during the period of Christmas and Hanukkah without excluding a Christian or Jewish person. All inclusive way to give a holiday greeting for the week of Hanukkah and Christmas to an open-minded person. Acknowledges Christ as a Jew that is commonly included in base word of Christmas but also acknowledges Jewish people in general for Hanukkah, a Jewish holiday that is celebrated during the same time period Christmas occurs in December.

Merry Jewmas everyone!

by Juman December 29, 2008

jewgasm

Getting overly-excited about getting a good deal on a purchase or otherwise saving money.

Damn, Emily practically had a jewgasm over that shoe sale!

by tdrga May 7, 2006

Jewgasm

The euphoric feeling a Jew gets when he spends very little money and gets a lot in return

Mendel Cohen went to an all you can eat sushi buffet and ate about $150 worth of food for only $16.99. This gave Mendel a Jewgasm

by hEbrEw HAmmR January 8, 2011

Jewland

the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.

Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.

by Liz January 3, 2004

Jewlatto

A Jewlatto is a mixed Jew (ethnicity wise); from "mulatto." A jewlatto is someone who is of mixed Jewish ethnicity/race, usually half.

It's meaning and construction is similar to "Halfrican."

Does not pertain necessarily to Judaism (the ancient and traditional religion of Jews), but rather to a person's ethnic/racial heritage.

Lin Goldberg is a Jewlatto...she is half Jewish, half Chinese.

by A.J. Wassermann February 22, 2007

Jewass

A term used when a Jewish individual does something stereotypically not Jewish, or beyond their normal "straight edge" behavior; A hybrid of the term "Jew" and the show "Jackass", as heard occasionally on the Adam Carolla radio show.

In a rather perfect display of being a Jewass, Teresa opted to buy a doughnut for breakfast, rather than her usual choice; bagels.

by FyreDeity December 25, 2008

jewasian

The offspring of a jewish and asian couple.
These children usually have extremely high IQ's
they study hard, and are good with money.

The damn jewasian blew the grading curve again. My score of 23 should have been an A+

by Craig Michael September 15, 2007