jewish piano

A pocket calculator

Slomo pulled his Jewish piano out to work out a price.

by Habibul Bashar April 13, 2022

Jewish Workout

A Jewish workout is a term used to describe a session in a sauna. As referenced in the Seinfield episode - The Yada Yada (S8E19).

George: Hey, where you just at the health club?

Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.

by Anti-dentite November 22, 2013

Jeips

A great feeling of sensation, almost like a lightening bolt hitting your dick.

Dude, ever since I got a sex change, I feel so jeips!

by Olivahessum March 31, 2009

Jewish Louie

The legendary combo of getting a handful of that clam with your right hand, making a thumbs up gesture with your left, and saying niiiiice like Borat said it.

Did you hear Cole pulled a Jewish Louie on Melissa?

I bet that was a sight!!

by Realniiiiiiiccceeee July 8, 2022

Jewish Stocktake

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.

Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."

by extheist April 12, 2009

jedipilepsy

n. A condition characterized by spasms of wisdom and mind-control abilities caused by quick, oscillating assaults by an ideological obstacle. adj. jedipileptic.

His jedipilepsy was handy for turning disagreements to his advantage.

by Neo Yami October 2, 2010

jewish glue socket

When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.

Dude did you hear? Jake went to the hospital because of a Jewish Glue Socket!

by pole dinnner March 11, 2011