Jewnicorn

the act of a unicorn getting very drunk and partying very hard it accidently hooks up with a jew and gets impregnated. The result is a jewnicorn.

Man did you hear about Deborah shes gunna have another jewnicorn... hoe.

by dimesrule May 22, 2009

Jewnicorn

A deliciously Jewish Unicorn. Usually wearing a yamacha on it's one horn, and prancing throughout the plains. When threatened, it will defend it's self using a glistening menorah. It's call can be heard everywhere as "Oy!, I am feeling very veklempt!"

Dave Kelly: Dude, did you just hear that? I think it's a Jewnicorn!

Echo: veklempt,klempt, klempt...where are my good socks?

Jim: uh..that kinda weirds me out...let's go

Dave: NO!, WE MUST OFFER IT LATKAS! It could become hostile, or become riddled with extreme angst and hebrew wizardry!

Jim: uhh..yeah..you do that...I'ma go watch full house...those things are freaking..odd...man...*walks away while watching trees sternly*

Jewnicornriffic...

by Dave-Rave June 17, 2006

Jeaniform

A jeaniform is an outfit that consists of denim mostly. Like blue jeans with a jean jacket.

-ROFL!

-What?

-Mr. Sax is wearing a gnarly jeaniform today!

-Lmao! What a douche.

by srpsychsxy. October 26, 2009

JeanCote

A quiet little hamlet located about 30 minutes outside of Peace River Alberta, very small population mainly consisting of french folk also known as the rejects of Quebec (Quebecios). The hamlet is quite tight on whom they accept, show signs of racism, not very good with their fists as they are with their mouth. horrible taste in music, cant dance, the worst at singing. When it comes to farming, they get the job done but cut every corner they may come across. Overall it's not worth the drive in as its on a secondary hiway, to access it from hiway 2 you will have to travel the 7 mile stretch of gravel thst beat to shit due to idiot farmers disobeying the rules and sneaking their overweight trucks down it. IF you do visit, watch out for idiot kids playing on the road, you'd swear they were A deaf or B retarded.

Who the fuck is JeanCote?!

by PrinceOfRetardia April 28, 2011

joanico

WOW HE IS STUPID

WOW JOANICO

by pqpqpqpqpq February 13, 2017

Jewnicorn

1. A variety of unicorn that immerses itself in Judaism.

2. A Jewish person who is fascinated by unicorns and/or wishes they were one.

I'm a Jewish unicorn... I'm a Jewnicorn!

by KC ShadyLyon January 19, 2011

jeanious

Something you call someone who thinks they are a genius, but is too stupid to know how to actually spell "genius", and is actually a really dumb person.

That jeanious uses anime for almost every one of her forum responses, so I called her a "jeanious"; and she thought I was actually calling her smart! She is so dumb, she doesn't even know how to spell genius and thought I was giving her props for her forum posts! What a jeanious!

by Red523 January 16, 2019