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WOW JOANICO
joanico by pqpqpqpqpq February 13, 2017
Words you can keep
spanish for hot and sexy beast juanico is a term used by the spanish to name sex gods it has believed that the people who are called juanico has a large penis and has extra ordinary powers in bed..
1) man i wish i was called a juanico

2) damn you can now be called a juanico

3) he is my sex god in other word he's my juanico
juanico by joeden December 16, 2008

san juanico 

Small pueblo belonging to the municipality of cotija. The people there love to party and get drunk. Most people go there during December from California, Texas, and New York. It is home of the Vegas, Garcias, Luas, and Reyes. Be careful who you mingle with because the whole Pueblo will find out who you slept with the night before. They have an event called La función where they party for a week and all the money earned is used for modernization of the Pueblo. But the people organizing the event usually steals the money and they have alot if trash talk about who's running it next.
Hey let's go to San Juanico.

People in San Juanico are all inbreed.

Q: What part of San Juanico you live in?

R: La burrera
san juanico by La masacuata June 23, 2016
Joanice is a kind , loving , caring and funny person with a bright beautiful smile never gets tried of helping and is needed everywhere

Though she get persuaded easily but she still know her way around it
Wow your glowing like a joanice
joanice by Butterfly102 November 28, 2021

Suck my Janico 

you can use it for say Suck my dick but in polite Modern contest
Hey mama why yu dont suck it janico ?

hey Juan you know that today its the text

-Juan- Fuck the teacher should Suck my janico
Suck my Janico by L.Karagöz December 15, 2016

JoanCourtish House 

A house in which many memories are made. Exuberant tenants, who constantly laugh and know how to have a good time. Messy; at times, despite hilarity of the house. A disgusting kitchen, always. A house filled with roommates who are always there to make each other laugh, drunk, cry and smile. To have a horrible land lord. A draining pool; high water and electricity bills. A house who is always hated by neighbors.
Elizabeth and I have so much fun at Joannas house, Joanna definately has a JoanCourtish House!

Why do we always get drunk at matts house; "because he has a JoanCourtish House"!

Your roommates think they live in a JoanCourtish house, but...they are all wanabe's.
is the person you want to live for your entire life...and good in bed!!!!
Normy: i love him (jeanico)
Jeanico by pavielyn November 22, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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