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spanish for hot and sexy beast juanico is a term used by the spanish to name sex gods it has believed that the people who are called juanico has a large penis and has extra ordinary powers in bed..
1) man i wish i was called a juanico

2) damn you can now be called a juanico

3) he is my sex god in other word he's my juanico
juanico by joeden December 16, 2008

san juanico 

Small pueblo belonging to the municipality of cotija. The people there love to party and get drunk. Most people go there during December from California, Texas, and New York. It is home of the Vegas, Garcias, Luas, and Reyes. Be careful who you mingle with because the whole Pueblo will find out who you slept with the night before. They have an event called La función where they party for a week and all the money earned is used for modernization of the Pueblo. But the people organizing the event usually steals the money and they have alot if trash talk about who's running it next.
Hey let's go to San Juanico.

People in San Juanico are all inbreed.

Q: What part of San Juanico you live in?

R: La burrera
san juanico by La masacuata June 23, 2016
Joanice is a kind , loving , caring and funny person with a bright beautiful smile never gets tried of helping and is needed everywhere

Though she get persuaded easily but she still know her way around it
Wow your glowing like a joanice
joanice by Butterfly102 November 28, 2021

Suck my Janico 

you can use it for say Suck my dick but in polite Modern contest
Hey mama why yu dont suck it janico ?

hey Juan you know that today its the text

-Juan- Fuck the teacher should Suck my janico
Suck my Janico by L.Karagöz December 15, 2016

JoanCourtish House 

A house in which many memories are made. Exuberant tenants, who constantly laugh and know how to have a good time. Messy; at times, despite hilarity of the house. A disgusting kitchen, always. A house filled with roommates who are always there to make each other laugh, drunk, cry and smile. To have a horrible land lord. A draining pool; high water and electricity bills. A house who is always hated by neighbors.
Elizabeth and I have so much fun at Joannas house, Joanna definately has a JoanCourtish House!

Why do we always get drunk at matts house; "because he has a JoanCourtish House"!

Your roommates think they live in a JoanCourtish house, but...they are all wanabe's.
is the person you want to live for your entire life...and good in bed!!!!
Normy: i love him (jeanico)
Jeanico by pavielyn November 22, 2011
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Person 2:......
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