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jabber stabber 

Jabber Stabber (A Verb) describes a woman fingering herself until orgasmn in a goofy fashion. This may include fingering herself while whistling the song "Whistle While You Work" or fingering herself while dancing the hora. A man can also "jabberstab" a woman as well but he needs to do something equally goofy at that same time such as voting for George Bush whilst fingering.
"Did you hear LaTanya jabber stabber herself in the park last week?? That bitch straight up fingered herself while Christmas caroling in July. What a goofy bitch!!!"
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jager stew

The mixture of feces and jagermiester that the body produces the morning after a night of doing shots of jagermiester. Add Red Bull to thin the mixture
Man, I brewed a mean batch of jager stew after doing those shots at karaoke last wednesday
jager stew by falldowngoboom March 16, 2012

Jager Sips

Jager Sips is a pint glass filled to the brim with jagerbombs and you sip it till its finished.

It is a casual laid back version of jagerbombs and you get just as drunk
i went to the pub and got a jager sips, it was so good.
Jager Sips by Sipsss January 5, 2014

jager sauce

A euphemism for cum or semen.
"Jerry spilled his jager sauce all over Jenn's face last night!"

Al jabber fuck sock 

The term for frederiks fat cum sock
I love the smell of al jabber fuck sock
Al jabber fuck sock by Dr clambert November 22, 2021

(as) jober as a sudge 

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)
Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager 

A German phrase from the anime Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin. It is said at the beginning of the anime's theme song, and has become popular.

It translates to:
1.You are the prey and we are the hunters.
2. Are you the prey? No, we are the hunters.
Person 1: Have you seen Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Oh yeah man, I love that anime!
Both (yelling loudly and in unison): SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER