On Jod

The same meaning as "on god". I just replaced the 'g' with a 'j' and it's becoming a thing in my class, and I want to make it international.

-V.S

Speaker A: That girl's mad cute bro.
Speaker B: "On Jod"

by theoriginalcocolooksman16 October 25, 2022

jodding

a cross between joking and kidding.

and the best word you will EVER come across.

"your face looks retarded"

*:(*

"only jodding"

*:D*

by mashy2105 December 9, 2008

jod

Joke of the day

Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.

Ex:

Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"

by Shluffy04 October 1, 2009

Jod

What people who say "Jif" call God

Person who says "Jif": Oh my Jod bro!
Normal person: What the fuck?

by calemgalgo June 4, 2022

jod

jod is a guy name he is so hot person his brown eyes his long

hair his 180cm height he is so hot and pretty

ur bf is jod girl you are so lucky !!

by fachimar November 27, 2021

Jod

A joke term for God spawned by a post on r/askreddit titled "What if God came down one day and said 'It's pronounced Jod' then left?"

Michael: "Thank Jod Ms. Wormwood let me turn in that poster late."
Vincent: "Please, for the love of Jod, stop saying that. It's getting old."
Michael: "But it's funny!"
Vincent, sighing: "I swear to Jod..."

by Yetch_ October 27, 2021

Jod

QB Who can't make it past the first round in OCFA, S19 Notre Dame Fighting Irish QB, S20 Kingston Knights QB, S21 Battlehawks alt, S21 Bronx Blue Devils Head coach, despite Jod being a QB and Head Coach in 3 seasons, he can't make it past round 1 of the OCFA Playoffs, recent examples are the S21 Apollos beating the S21 Blue Devils 52-50.

Omgealul Knights really just lost first round, what a group of Jods.

by Jodhatetour October 16, 2020