itching

strongly desiring or craving, most often in reference to illicit drug use. synonym of "jonesing"

are you itching?

(are you craving marijuana?)

by gpjohn March 02, 2007

It itches.

euphemism for "I have an S.T.D."

"Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and all, but she's pretty hot and has a nice rack. What you gotta say for yo' self playa?"
"It itches."

by Nick D April 19, 2003

itch

v. What illiterate people and idiots say when they presumably mean scratch.

Can you itch my back?

by Ozzpot August 08, 2006

The itch

An overwhelming, overpowering, and intense desire to have sex. One so strong that you have trouble concentrating on anything else AT ALL because no matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about the possibility of getting laid SOON. A period of extreme horniness, such that sex is more of a need than a want. Short for the expression "that itch that MUST be scratched." Normally lasts a few hours to a few days.

Dude I have the itch so freaking bad that if I do not bang something soon I think I'm literally going to explode!!

by Sassy Tassy December 02, 2014

itch

A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.

"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"

"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

itch

1. ITCH(n): a generic term for a persistent need , that needs scratching(satisfying of the need)
2. ITCH(n): STD/VD with itching as a major symptom (eg crabs, scabies)

1. I got the itch real bad, I need to hire some whore to scratch it if my wife don't start putting out.
2. Well, I picked up a skanky ho, not good, she gave me the itch!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 18, 2011

itch

Nice name for calling some one a bitch.

I said to my best friend, Cassie, "you are an itch"

by Sasha Aiden January 30, 2004