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Marine by insemination

Someone {usually a female} who thinks she has intimate knowledge of the Marine Corps or is a Marine because she has fucked one, is fucking one or married one.
person 1: So Ellie's profile shows she was in the Marine Corps from 1970 - 1990 and that she's a Master Sergeant.

person 2: Nah. That's her previous husbands military information and her new husbands rank. She just thinks she's a Marine by insemination.
by angel carter July 2, 2011
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Issey

A sweet, cute, tough girl from the outside and an innocent girl on the inside. And Issey always tries her hardest in everything she does, but not to the point of being a try-hard. She can get any guy she wants. Even if he's already taken.
Did you hear, Cam broke up with his gf to get together with some other girl.

Yeah, she must be an Issey.
by Dis Cleavage Tho October 13, 2017
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feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
by Telephony October 10, 2016
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insemination

The act of ejaculating in a woman to get her pregnant.
My insemination on Jane last night was a success. She is definitely pregnant.
by NumericSpy18 December 3, 2017
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Issam

cute and hot guy who knows what's cool. shy, unremarked, quiet at first but eventually reveals his inner madness. feels surrounded by idiots and tends to stay apart. out of the norm individual. tends to manipulate others. slightly bipolar or narcissistic at times. super creative.
Issam, that's me!
by PorcupineCanadian June 10, 2018
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Artifistal Insemination

An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.
John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood
by shame-us October 18, 2008
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issma

its a descriptive term as well as a verb.
to describe something of utmost beauty(adjective)

and an action as elegance and grace
She looks real issma.

We'll have to act real issma to get his attention tonight
by ninnevah March 23, 2009
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