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interwebs jedi

One who is skilled with the interwebs and affiliated things, and enjoys delivering pwnage to n00bs and watching pr0n.
Ron: Man, you can find the weirdest pr0n
Raph: lol
Ron: You're an interwebs jedi
by rabidinfest December 18, 2007
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Interwebs Lawyer

Lawyers that handle cases on Teh Interwebs. Not paid with money, but with e-penis size. Starting rate is 1 inch/hour.
Interwebs Lawyer 1: Wow! I just increased my e-penis size by 4 inches from that case alone!
by Greg427 January 11, 2009
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interwebs jedi

One who is accredited for there ways with the interweb and affiliated things.
Ron: Where do you find this stuff?
Raph: idk
Ron: total interwebs jedi
Raph: lol
by rabidinfest December 16, 2007
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The Interwebs

Another way of saying "the Internet" while proceeding to make yourself look unintelligent.
Look what I found on the interwebs!
by FBIsurveillance September 24, 2016
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zone of interest

The genitals or genital region of a human female. Usually refers only to that of an attractive woman; homely women are typically said to possess a zone of disinterest.
Her zone of interest was engorged and swollen, oozing out the slimy evidence of her arousal.
by J. Grigor Wladislaw June 4, 2009
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The Most Interesting Man in the World

The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.

Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:

He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw
The Most Interesting Man in the World requires no example.
by canopen123canclosed March 11, 2015
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Best interest

You like me but your dating someone else I’ll keep it in your best interest 😉
by Okonamahailey March 27, 2020
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