I don't trust like that

When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".

A normal man walks into Harry's car shop

"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."

"I don't trust like that... Open that button"

"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"

"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"

"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."

by Temporary Cancer October 26, 2017

I don't have time for this Lance

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.

You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying

by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023

I Don’t Feel So Good

A Phrase that triggers the firey rage of a Tom Holland supporter and often results in a slap, punch, or an insult to your mum

Lopez: *eats egg* I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
A.J: Your mum gae

Lopez says :I Don’t Feel So Good which makes A.J insult his mum

by UMumGae1608 June 11, 2018

I don't hold a hose

Australian slang for 'not my fucking job'.
Coined during the devastating bushfires of the Australian black summer of 2019/20, as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison took holidays in Hawaii, when asked by a journalist to help the people affected, Scotty from Marketing replied: 'I don't hold a hose'.

'Could you help me finish these reports? I'm snowed under and the deadline is tonight.'
'Sorry mate, I don't hold a hose.'

by Kero400420 December 10, 2020

I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna

Something really useful from the US. The only reply to be made to an acquaintance, or a co-worker you don’t like very much who makes ridiculous demands on your time and effort for no recompense.

“What did you say when Malcolm asked you to do his work while he sloped off to get freebies at the supermarket?”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”

by AKACroatalin September 5, 2016

I don't shit a fuck

From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.

A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Ceastra September 19, 2014