Hypothetical

describes something that exists as a possibility, an unproven idea or theory. So in other words a theory that may or may not be true!

Random Person: I think Aliens are real!
Scientist: Do you have proof?
Random Person: No its only hypothetical.

by Haayven June 11, 2013

Hypothecate

A word smart people use when they mean hypothecate, and a word stupid people who want to look smart (read: Investment Bankers) use when they mean hypothetical.

A classic marker of when you're talking to an idiot who doesn't know it yet; like when people say "pacifically" when they mean "specifically" or "expresso" when they mean "espresso".

#Can'tFixStupid

Investment Banker: “Can you give me some hypothecated numbers?”

Investor: "No, you douche, that's not a real thing. Go read a book."

by Syntactic Sugar June 19, 2019

Hypothetical

What if

Billy: hypothetically speaking, what if the sky was made of cheese?
Billy's mom: I don't know

by Lol I farted March 3, 2016

hypothesis

A prediction or educated-guess based on current evidence that is yet to be tested.

I hypothesize that my pants will decend.

It seems that my hypothesis was correct. Now, to get funky.

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

Hypothetical Warfare

When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare

Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!

Etc.

by MartyJuck March 7, 2010

hypothermatic

not a real word i made it up
someone who is sensitive to mild temperatures

“yo it’s so hot turn on the ac”

“my guy it’s 76 in here are you hypothermatic”

by mewbub January 19, 2023

Trackenberg Hypothesis

If you have a solid food, and you put nutella on it, it now tastes better than before you added the nutella.

Friend: These cookies are stale I'm just gonna throw them out.

Me: WAIT!!! Use the Trackenberg Hypothesis.

Friend: You're right... mmmmmmm soooooooo gooooood

by trumpetguyy13 September 27, 2011