Hypothecy

A precisely defined prediction (which is not based on anything scientific) of the future. Somewhere between a Hypothesis (a scientific term/definition) and a prophecy (a story-telling device/plot/reason/rationale).

The whOracle of Delphi: "Hate to break it do you, but you will mate with you own mother, and personally shed the blood of your own father"
Oedipus' Hypothecy: "I will sodomize my mother and I will bludgeon my father's left temple with the jawbone of my personal jackass"

Hypothecy by da Hoe June 5, 2013

mac's hypothesis 

Mac's hypothesis is the theory that a man can establish whether he is straight or gay by watching gay porn and seeing if he gets hard.

Person A: Fuck man I followed Mac's hypothesis yesterday and I got hard
Person B: Wtf fuck outta here you homo

mac's hypothesis by nignog10297 September 15, 2020

Subhan's Dating Hypothesis 

When considering a female partner, her weight in pounds must be above her height in centimetres.

Did you hear about his new girl, Emily? She's so big, she confirms to Subhan's Dating Hypothesis.

Subhan's Dating Hypothesis by asianchicks69 December 1, 2014

Let's say, hypothetically 

"Let's say, hypothetically" is an infamous phrase often used by popular right-wing journalist Ben Shapiro during debates. It has become popular online to create memes satirizing Ben Shapiro by using phrases he commonly uses, such as "Let's say, hypothetically", or "for the sake of the argument".

"Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl. Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment"

"What the fuck?"

Let's say, hypothetically by spookyseason March 11, 2022

TDAH (the drug associative hypothesis)

TDAH (shortened form of the words "the drug associative hypothesis" - Basically the knowledge and awareness that certain types of media can influence what substances we take- hence example...

Mother 1: Hey, chris is listening to Pink Floyd, so be prepared- he might take LSD sometime in the future...

Mother 2: Hey, Sarah is dancing to rave music, so be prepared- she might take Ecstasy sometime in the future...

Father 1: Hey, Danny is watching The Simpsons, so be prepared- he might take alcohol sometime in the future... oh wait, thats not bad :)

TDAH (the drug associative hypothesis)

Note- This is not necessarily accurate, however the term relates to the lifestyles and media influences associated with the drug in question, and is an easy way of identifying what drug might be craved and taken under the influence of what lifestyle the given person has chosen :P

TDAH (the drug associative hypothesis) by Firelovesugar January 12, 2009

Hypothetical them clavicles 

How you should handle a nearby froggy terries who is also tryin ta pull the grab ass and the touchy-feely.

"We's bouta hypothetical them clavicles cause they be grabbin my ass, lets get our Berger on!"

Hypothetical them clavicles by Professor Hunglisuness, Montgo June 17, 2018

Hypothetheory 

An arbitrary opinion or hypothesis, presented as a factually valid theory, however unproven or unprovable. (Coined by Hank Green of vlogbrothers)

A common hypothetheory example list (things that are often black-and-white said to be true, however impossible to prove):

God XYZ definitely exists.

God XYZ definitely cannot exist.

If only people thought like I did, the world would be a better place.

Legalizing gay marriage undermines the sanctity of marriage!

Homosexuality is unnatural. (Proof nonexistent, actually, counterproof very existent)

My (affiliation xyz) is the best.

>(Most phrases which use words like right, wrong, best, worst, etc.)

Hypothetheory by HumHumanity October 21, 2012