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Humpty dump

A man keeps humping his dates today he gets them all Jeezy and runs around with his underwear off
by Kingofdick November 6, 2019
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Humpshartwhale

When you lie on your front. When you have diarrhoea and shart into the air.
Omg i just humpshartwhale”
by Ionadick October 13, 2019
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Humptos

A clown that likes little boys a little too much
“Son let’s see that Humptos clown I heard he likes boys.” Or “that Bill Cosby is a Humptos.”
by Hairy gi gi gats February 9, 2020
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Humpty dumpty

A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball
by Enter August 22, 2017
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humpty dumpty hands

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks
Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands
by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010
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Kris Humphries

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.
by mtf November 18, 2011
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humptied

disgraced by inebriation, embarassingly drunk, negatively affected by the consumption of alcohol (etymology; humpty-dumpty: "humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again---")
"Like yo, she drank a whole fifth of vodka and got humptied fallin' down the stairs!"

"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."
by Spike Endpiece January 11, 2008
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