The act of making online donations to feel better about your grossly consumer lifestyle that often directly negatively impacts the causes you donate to online.
Darlene is such a cunt. She thinks she's saving the world with her practice of e-humanism, but her day-to-day consumerism defeats her supposed online sensitivity.
by aretegroup August 30, 2014
Get the e-humanism mug.by Steve5214 June 25, 2016
Get the Cards Against Humanity mug.Related Words
Humanai
• Humanairy
• HumanAIzed Math
• Humanity
• humanitarian
• humanist
• Humaning
• humanoid
• Humanality
• humanism
Reptilian Humanoids are aliens that include Dinosaur Bros, Bird-looking mofos, and mermaid sirens to name a few. Not so much the stereotypical lizard-men. They aren’t Reptilian so much as they have nucleated blood cells. The fact that we use “Humanoid” to describe them is more of an insult to them than anything, as they are considerably more advanced than we are, and at best think of us as pets, not peers.
Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.
The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.
Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.
The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.
Hey Glork, what is with this whole thing with these silly earthlings calling us Reptilian Humanoids and thinking we are evil and shit?
I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?
Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.
Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?
I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?
Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.
Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?
by Byrdlady August 4, 2019
Get the reptilian humanoid mug.by psuedonymoys June 28, 2017
Get the Humanity mug.A uniting force, bring together humans of all walks of life, wanting nothing more than the prosperity of a Humans, even if it means at the expense of none humans' suffering.
The creators of this unifying power have been called "Xenophobes" or "Specieists" or "Silly", but they are none of these things, they just love Humanity First.
The creators of this unifying power have been called "Xenophobes" or "Specieists" or "Silly", but they are none of these things, they just love Humanity First.
Ze 1:"Hey bro, you board?"
Ze 2:"Yeah, my 36th flat screen just lost its color tint and I don't have the money to fix it."
Ze 1:"Wanna go strip-mine an Alien planet for cash?"
Ze 2:"Hell yeah!"
# Humanity First
Ze 2:"Yeah, my 36th flat screen just lost its color tint and I don't have the money to fix it."
Ze 1:"Wanna go strip-mine an Alien planet for cash?"
Ze 2:"Hell yeah!"
# Humanity First
by HeatSignature April 24, 2018
Get the Humanity First mug.The feeling one gets when playing Cards Against Humanity. When the card you drew would have been perfect for the round you just played.
Goddamnit! I just drew "The Holocaust"! That would have been perfect for that last card! Such Esprit D'Humanité! - Disgruntled Cards Against Humanity player.
by Dr Johnsoñ January 27, 2014
Get the Esprit D'Humanité mug.Person 1: The words he says are true!
Person 2: Your'e right! We're all humanary stew!
Person 3: Ahh! We're gonna die!
Person 2: Your'e right! We're all humanary stew!
Person 3: Ahh! We're gonna die!
by Scrawn March 2, 2008
Get the humanary mug.