Jaden Hossler

jaden hossler (n.) the hottest person alive and can get any girl he wants but is already taken by me

boy: hey, will you be my girlfriend?
me at: sorry i’m already married
boy: by who
me: by jaden hossler the hottest person alive

*show boy picture*
boy: oh fuck,shit

by jadenhosslerswife😎 October 20, 2019

husbland

the dull, bored, boring man a young rebel becomes after years of marriage, due to a PMS wife, kids to raise, a mortgage to pay and the horribly dull job he has to support it all; stage of life that precedes the mid-life crisis; the natural state of the average family man.

Mary: Hi Jane, how was your husbland's fishing trip?
Jane: He didn't go. He spent the weekend mowing the lawn, fixing the dishwasher, and watching TV bowling.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

Jaden Isaiah Hossler

Jaden Isaiah Hossler is and always will be the love of my life even tho he will never know I exist I will still love him he is the most perfect human and he is nice and caring and HOT honestly he could break my heart and I would thank him so like yea!!!

"Jaden Isaiah Hossler is a person."

by Yourlocalfatwhore May 20, 2020

Jaden Hossler

Jaden Hossler is a Musician, Tiktoker and all round influencer. He loves to say him and Mads Lewis are just besties but they aren’t. Also he is a simp for Mads Lewis

1.) Omg is that Jaden Hossler
2.) Yes it is! I also heard he is a simp for Mads Lewis
1.) yep that’s true

by I didn’t use my real name September 5, 2020

jaden hossler

jaden hossler is my daddy and is the KING of all tiktok eboys.

jaden hossler is the hottest person in tiktok

by jadenhosslerswife😎 October 20, 2019

Hobligorian bagpipe

When you are about to cum and she squeezes your balls and then makes a bagpipe noise

I am going to give u a hobligorian bagpipe!

by Grapes just grapes September 7, 2016

Hoobly

The joy you feel knowing it’s Matt Rose Monday

Now don't expect something profound this isn't even a real word so I don't know why it's making me laugh. What difference does it make if I say the word Hoobly?
-Matt Rose, 2023

by Partydude17 February 27, 2023