Horsecat

crossbreed of a horse and cat. recently create by a little korean girl

also has a life expectancy of 50 some years.

not to be confused with house cat

Tutor: what word is this korean girl? (points to house cat)
Korean: horsecat!

Tutor's friend: *muffled laughter* horsecat *muffled laughter*

by <3horsecat July 13, 2010

Horsewang

Describing somthing without resorting to more severe words, such as cockbiting or phucked.

"This horsewang toaster ate my kitten."
"You horsewang."

by Tyco July 21, 2003

horsewad

When a horse ejaculates.

Mr. Stewart is a total horsewad.

by mbr April 25, 2006

horsewater

when dogwater and ricewater isnt even enough to describe how trash you are at a game

ur horsewater at this game dude cba

by thebigsholngguyPP February 25, 2021

horsetitute

A horsetitute is a horse who offers sex in exchange for things like carrots and alfalfa cubes.

As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.

The pillow talk afterwards was great too.

by scodder May 6, 2010

Horsewash

An exquisite technique for articulating one's animosity regarding a particular abominable situation.

"I cannot believe I just got shot in the mouth. That's fuckin horsewash!"

"Yeah dude I totally saw that sounds like pure horeswashary to me."

by OilyWETfister February 9, 2013

Horsetailbelling

When you pull a horses tail, and wait for a bell to ring.

Usually you find you're dissapointed.

That was a crap horsetailbelling session...

No bells whatsoever.

by STFC January 11, 2009