Herman 

<Herman, the best imagined friend one could wish for, he's always near you (or not if he did something bad). His friends are called Hermanitas (for females) and hermanos (for males)>

Teacher: Who threw that?!
Student: It was Herman?
Teacher: Who? Is there even a Herman in this class?
Student: Ofcourse! he's sitting over there! djeez.
*The whole class looks at one direction*

Herman by Dapooperman November 5, 2010

herman 

Verb. The sexual act where a man forces an unsuspecting woman's head down into his crotch while sticking his other hand up her skirt.

If you want this job, you'll have to let me herman you.

herman by Clint Beastwood6 November 8, 2011

herman 

nickname for a penis that is small

She called my penis "herman"... I think that makes it small.

herman by englishschoolmarm March 23, 2008

Herman 

1.a dance move that involves the moving of your arms in the air in a diagonal motion.

2.Usually done by alison's dad, while he is driving.

DO THE HERMAN!!!

Herman by dadada___ December 17, 2008

Herman 

Herman is a Chinese man that has a penis so small that you can use it to clean the space between your teeth. This is also a way of saying someone has a small dick.

Look Eric has Herman, I can use his dick to clean the space between my teeth.

Herman by Noonmaster69 May 6, 2019

herman 

A herman is the police codeword for a couple that is screwing around in the back of a car (having sex, just in case you missed that). Herman's usualy head towards parks, dark areas, and behind businesses when they are active

Those hermans sure are rocking that car

herman by _nameless_ May 29, 2009

Herman 

As made popular by the original musical, "A Very Potter Sequel", a musical parody of The Harry Potter Series. In the show, none of the characters can say Hermione Granger's name correctly, so they call her "Herman" and other variations of Hermione. such as Hermanin, Hermaninoid, Hermainee, , Hermananim, Hermononucleosis, and Herman-monster!

Delores Umbridge: "Bed time chil'ens... Don't let the boggarts bite! Oh-whoops, that's Hermi-Herman-Hermione.. Never mind." (taken from A Very Potter Sequel)

Herman by mamaumbridge017 January 12, 2011