herpel purple

To be a herpel purple, you must be off-the-wall insane, amazing, life-changing, a great friend, real, a sexy beast, and super pretty.

Audrey is such a herpel purple!

by cowabunga:) June 25, 2009

hempeling

1.) The act of lingering behind people as the walk.

2.) Message girls randomly saying Hey!! (:

3.) Being in the backround of a picture pretending to be texting, but no ever texts u.

4.) Always asking to hang out.

Hempel: Hey!! (:
Girl: Umm Hi?

Or dude look at that kid Hempeling behind us

by Dat1Guy_ December 24, 2010

hampeling

extreme theft of anothers money towards impulse buying usually done by tyrants

Joe was hampeling the shit out of Suss when he took Suss's dues and bought a golden tee machine.

by alonzo fratson October 11, 2011

Hemel

Dutch for "heaven". Thus proving once and for all that Hemel Hempstead literally is heaven.

When I die, I'm going to Hemel.

by prolific8 April 18, 2005

hemel hempstead

Possibly the greatest town in existence. Full of intelligent, friendly people and with far less chavs than most towns in the UK. Home of the beautiful architectural masterpiece known as the Kodak Tower, the tallest building in the United Kingdom. Usually ripped on by outsiders because of their extreme jealousy (see above defintions).

Outsider: I hate Hemel because I'm a sad inbred from <insert town devoid of all human intelligence>. Deep down I wish I could live there, but even if I did I know I'd never be worthy.

by prolific8 April 10, 2005

hemper

Oregon slang for Humboldt County head

Last week my hemper friend came out from behind the redwood curtain to visit for a few daze. He brought his friend hairy purple bud.

by El Mosca del Norte August 4, 2006

Heppel

An adjective used in describing a handsome guy that has selective tourettes. The word wanker is the favoured expletive.

Hopefully meant in a good way and this is usually confirmed with a 'hawt' smile.

Standard banterous conversation . . .

'1st dick comment of the day'
'You WANKAA!'

'Heppel chatter there dude'

by Please don't die. August 30, 2011