hempel 

An animal, only existing in germany.
The full name is "gemeiner haushempel" which is in english somethin like "common househempel". "hempel" is often used as an expression by the german kids. This idea goes back to andreas lange who used "hempel" first as an expression to say that somebody is quite silly. Little time later almost everybody in germany knows how to use it.

"Jetzt halt doch mal dein maul du hempel"
"Shut the fuck up u fuckin hempel"

hempel by max July 16, 2003

Timo Hempel

It's a joke you make with your friends.

Joe:"Hey you know Timo Hempel?"
Mikael:"Who is Timo Hempel?"
Joe:"Timo Hempel my NUTS!"

Timo Hempel by Kami_kazuya August 29, 2022

Hempes 

Hemp yourself. Using CBD oil.

Did you use hempes today?

Hempes by Hemp200 July 16, 2019

dance the hempen jig 

To be hanged by the neck until dead. An old pirate term.

If those scalawags catch us, they'll make us dance the hempen jig!

dance the hempen jig by Adolytsi September 2, 2005

hempeleptic 

When someone smokes enough hemp to put them to Sleep

Dude check out the hempeleptic on the couch

hempeleptic by highrisegoat January 18, 2013

hemelite 

a term used to define people who live in hemel hempstead.

hey there I am going to see my hemelite friend this evening, I am from out of town, unfortunatley not a hemelite.

hemelite by the professors December 5, 2010

Herpely 

And adverb you use when you were to do an action while having Herpes

"I ate the food Herpely"

Herpely by Herpes10 December 1, 2022