hempel

An animal, only existing in germany.
The full name is "gemeiner haushempel" which is in english somethin like "common househempel". "hempel" is often used as an expression by the german kids. This idea goes back to andreas lange who used "hempel" first as an expression to say that somebody is quite silly. Little time later almost everybody in germany knows how to use it.

"Jetzt halt doch mal dein maul du hempel"
"Shut the fuck up u fuckin hempel"

by max July 16, 2003

Timo Hempel

It's a joke you make with your friends.

Joe:"Hey you know Timo Hempel?"
Mikael:"Who is Timo Hempel?"
Joe:"Timo Hempel my NUTS!"

by Kami_kazuya August 29, 2022

Hempes

Hemp yourself. Using CBD oil.

Did you use hempes today?

by Hemp200 July 16, 2019

dance the hempen jig

To be hanged by the neck until dead. An old pirate term.

If those scalawags catch us, they'll make us dance the hempen jig!

by Adolytsi September 2, 2005

hempeleptic

When someone smokes enough hemp to put them to Sleep

Dude check out the hempeleptic on the couch

by highrisegoat January 18, 2013

hemelite

a term used to define people who live in hemel hempstead.

hey there I am going to see my hemelite friend this evening, I am from out of town, unfortunatley not a hemelite.

by the professors December 5, 2010

Herpely

And adverb you use when you were to do an action while having Herpes

"I ate the food Herpely"

by Herpes10 December 1, 2022