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Hemorrhoids

When your anus hurts because there's not enough fiber in your diet or you ate a ghost pepper or you destroyed your ass with a dragon dildo, causing massive inflammation.
What the fuck was God thinking when He packed tons of nerve clusters and veins into the anus area?!?!?! Didn't He know that people would get painful Hemorrhoids?!?!?! Didn't he know that I and countless others would be suffering to death at the hands of old age due to His poor decisions?!?!?!
by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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Hemroid

A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.
Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.
by Ultraf0xDictionary June 6, 2014
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Homodroid

Bob: I just bought an iPad.
Keith: WOW! That's soooooo gayy!!
Bob: Why?
Keith: Android is lightyears ahead off Apple in software engineering. It's open and free like linux and does not require iTunes.

Bob: Wow you really are a Homodroid.
by Apple_Fanboy_1337 February 9, 2012
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Hemroid

The hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.
by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008
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Hemorrhoids

Bleeding from the asshole.
My hemorrhoids are stinging and have stained my jocks.
by Ausstralian November 14, 2007
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facebook hemorrhoid

The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.
Man I was waiting for her to reply my comment for 2 hours and now I have a facebook hemorrhoid.
by seans November 28, 2007
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John Wayne hemorrhoids

The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
by Skinbro July 20, 2008
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