Harakiri

Ritual suicide by self-disembowelment on a sword; practiced by warriors in the traditional Japanese society.

He performed a Harakiri on himself.

by care! July 27, 2005

Haaking

To beat the shit out of your drums. v. or adv.

He haaked the shit out of his drums, busted a head.

or

He was haaking the drums, louder than a muh fuhcka.

by Javier Consuelo January 27, 2013

hakaki

the action of rubbing a dick around a vagina until it comes. some people have that cause they dont wanna have sex for some reason. also known as scratchy, itchy and rubby

boy: hey baby lets have sex
girl: you dont have any condoms!
boy: how about hakaki?

by GeoJeev July 5, 2012

Master Hagaki

The best white rapper the world has to offer.

Hey, i heard Master Hagaki once went skydiving off Mount Everest, but he didnt use a parachute and landed right on his head, but got up with no problems and went to eat dinner at Arby's.

by dnlninja January 6, 2005

Hapkido

A Korean Martial Art named as The way of coordinated power. A combination of Taekyon a korean classic kicking art mixed with Aikido, Judo and Ju Jitsu. Incorperating devastating wrist and arm locks. Joint controls using pressure points and take downs and sweeps. Religous throws and falls and pain to submit. More focused on the stand up game thus calling it a stand up grappling style. Most Tae Kwon Do styles claim to have some Hapkido moves or TKD/Hapkido hybrids either or in which hold no merit. A true Hapkidoist should be the foundation. Hapkido cannot be practiced by those who cannot fall properly or injury will insue. Hapkido is king of the Arm Bars and is also known for it devastating spin kicks. Some secret moves uses twisting of the fingers or fore arm bones then striking the weaken points to shatter like dried spegetti noodles. Moves like these cannot be used in mma because the rules will not allow small joint locks such as fingers or wrists. Invent in the 40s a Korean Japanese influence.

Hapkido is used in elite law enforcement such as FBI, US Marshals and Secret Service to submit very very bad people.

by Cougar Master January 10, 2009

halaking

The action of shutting something/someone/the fack out.

Much like Montreal Canadiens goltender Jaroslav Halak did to the Caps during 2010 playoffs.

Oh no you didn't Ovy, I'm halaking you out!

by habsforohten April 29, 2010

Homo-Harakiri

To sacrifice ones own sexuality in order to insult another's.

Friend 1: You're so gay.
Friend 2: I may be gay but u wanna fuck me, so shut up.
Friend 1: You just killed me with a homo-harakiri!

by Bergham J. June 28, 2014